Who Needs a Mani Pedi

I know someone that really needs a mani pedi. Dang you have tree trunk hands, I guess you are the real life Root from Guardians of the Galaxy. I can only imagine the grossness that happens when you give high fives.

20 Comments
  • picklehiesner March 1, 2015

    Try some lotion

    +3
  • bobbabooey March 1, 2015

    This is Aunt Cester

    +2
  • azzholee March 1, 2015

    awwe that sucks

    +1
  • corruptedsob March 1, 2015

    ET phone home !

    +3
  • fistermister March 1, 2015

    Ribbed for her own pleasure.

    +2
  • potrostation March 1, 2015

    Still in the hospital since 1/3/2014.

    +3
  • stenchfart March 1, 2015

    rub em down with hand sanitizer..just for laughs

    +1
  • crazyvet March 1, 2015

    You could break off a finger wiping your ass.

    +3
  • happyjack March 1, 2015

    Can't eat those without butter

    +0
  • realtalks March 1, 2015

    Don't get a handy from that person, the skin will be rubbed of your junk!

    +1
  • scottishtits77 March 1, 2015

    This is what happens when you fist Paris Hilton.

    +3
  • bobbabooey March 1, 2015

    I heard Madonna fell on stage a few days ago but I didn't know she was hospitalized

    +2
  • woodchipper30 March 1, 2015

    W.T.H DOES THIS PERSON GOT FOR Disease?

    +1
  • truckingman March 1, 2015

    Plaque psoriasis, scabies, mites, or some MF" SHIT, they need help MF" STAT!!!

    Concerned, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    -1
  • jackpot March 1, 2015

    Cinnasticks anyone??

    +0
  • fingers March 1, 2015

    I feel sorry for this guy. We know he's not touching any pussy but the poor s.o.b. Can't even beat off.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 March 1, 2015

    Take my strong hand!

    +0
  • cellule March 2, 2015

    I'll make my sammich myself, thanks.

    +0
  • loulou March 4, 2015

    It rubs the lotion on the skin.......

    +0
  • sickfuck642 March 10, 2015

    id try to break on of just to see what happens.

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register