I know someone that really needs a mani pedi. Dang you have tree trunk hands, I guess you are the real life Root from Guardians of the Galaxy. I can only imagine the grossness that happens when you give high fives.
Try some lotion
This is Aunt Cester
awwe that sucks
ET phone home !
Ribbed for her own pleasure.
Still in the hospital since 1/3/2014.
rub em down with hand sanitizer..just for laughs
You could break off a finger wiping your ass.
Can't eat those without butter
Don't get a handy from that person, the skin will be rubbed of your junk!
This is what happens when you fist Paris Hilton.
I heard Madonna fell on stage a few days ago but I didn't know she was hospitalized
W.T.H DOES THIS PERSON GOT FOR Disease?
Plaque psoriasis, scabies, mites, or some MF" SHIT, they need help MF" STAT!!!
Concerned, Robert Hallock
I feel sorry for this guy. We know he's not touching any pussy but the poor s.o.b. Can't even beat off.
Take my strong hand!
I'll make my sammich myself, thanks.
It rubs the lotion on the skin.......
id try to break on of just to see what happens.