And here's why you don't want to pass out in the sun. This dude probably looks like a chubby strawberry with his shirt off. Next time lay off the mojitos when you're out catching some rays. Better go to Costco for a tub of aloe vera.
I want to slap that sunburn so bad it's making my dick hard.
Those stretch marks look extra crispy.
Ding! Fries are done!
I want to see liquid lard get back in the sun
that's just a rash
American Indians are laughing their ass off to this.
Jay's back from Florida .
I don't need no fuckin sunscreen
Damn Jay, no wonder you had to repost shit the other day!!
smells like bacon
He will really enjoy it when the tennis ball sized blisters well up.
If I wear a black shirt in the sun it makes me hotter than a white shirt. So, do black people get overheated faster than others?? If so God must hate black people. Make a person black then drop them off in Africa!?? Damn!!
Man how long where you out in the solar oven? You are one rare BITCH!!!
A little shocked, Robert Hallock
My Cousin, Jose McDonald, Fernandez! Ese!
You think that sunburn hurts, wait until you get skin cancer. I know my comment isn't funny but it's for real. I was almost killed by the shit and am lucky to be alive. People are so fucking stupid. I was barely ever in the sun and got the shit.
I bet that fucker weighed 20 more before he baked in the sun for 6 hours.
gingers and sun lol