Sex With A Door Handle

Every time I go here, I end up fucking the door handle real quick before go inside the building. Or rather, cum inside the building. I keep telling them to put some tits on the window I can squeeze while I go at it, but they haven't been too cooperative so far.

16 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 March 3, 2015

    at least they fitted the keyhole to you're dick size ..

    +2
  • bobbabooey March 3, 2015

    They should call it Two Lips Cocktail Bar

    +2
  • coonboy March 3, 2015

    Come on pal, I think we can go in at the same time!!

    +2
  • shortbus March 3, 2015

    Best seafood in town but it's closed for about one week out of every month

    +3
  • bobbabooey March 3, 2015

    I'm always asking if I can use the backdoor.

    +3
  • crazyvet March 3, 2015

    Just advertising that we serve fishy smelling oysters here.

    +1
  • corruptedsob March 3, 2015

    Really good when you can't find your keys .

    +1
  • whobe March 3, 2015

    Someone needs to stick a shrimp in it.

    +1
  • cellule March 3, 2015

    Closed when rope is hanging.

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 3, 2015

    Insert finger to open

    +3
  • realtalks March 3, 2015

    There's one place Adam refuses to go in

    +1
  • potrostation March 3, 2015

    Front door to the gymnastics office.

    +1
  • bigtex March 3, 2015

    I'd name that place, "The Golden Snatch"!! It would be a place everyone liked to cum to(o)

    +1
  • fistermister March 3, 2015

    BigTex, Before he got his sex change!

    +0
  • truckingman March 3, 2015

    Some millionaire designer's imagination ran wild with "Sex" and "Booze" one night now some drunk high class lowlife will try to Fuck it. He calls 911 or some Shit having the "fire fighters' come and destroy this beautiful representation vaginal region, pussy.

    Shaking his head at his own comment, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • bigtex March 3, 2015

    Fistermister, that's right, before my sex change I was a door handle. Do you still eat paint chips? For you, this was one of those times that trying to be a smart-ass just made you look like a dumb-ass!! You seriously couldn't think of anything better to say!? That was just pathetic and lame! I feel sorry for your mother!!

    -1
 
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