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posted by Adam H. on 3/3/2015

Sex With A Door Handle

Every time I go here, I end up fucking the door handle real quick before go inside the building. Or rather, cum inside the building. I keep telling them to put some tits on the window I can squeeze while I go at it, but they haven't been too cooperative so far.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
wifebeater2000
at least they fitted the keyhole to you’re dick size ..
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:26 PM

bobbabooey
They should call it Two Lips Cocktail Bar
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:26 PM

coonboy
Come on pal, I think we can go in at the same time!!
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:26 PM

shortbus
Best seafood in town but it's closed for about one week out of every month
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:28 PM

bobbabooey
I'm always asking if I can use the backdoor.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:42 PM

crazyvet
Just advertising that we serve fishy smelling oysters here.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 1:58 PM

corruptedsob
Really good when you can’t find your keys .
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 2:14 PM

whobe
Someone needs to stick a shrimp in it.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 2:42 PM

cellule
Closed when rope is hanging.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 2:49 PM

picklehiesner
Insert finger to open
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 3:10 PM

realtalks
There's one place Adam refuses to go in
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 3:35 PM

potrostation
Front door to the gymnastics office.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 4:37 PM

bigtex
I'd name that place, "The Golden Snatch"!! It would be a place everyone liked to cum to(o)
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 5:35 PM

fistermister
BigTex, Before he got his sex change!
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 6:34 PM

truckingman
Some millionaire designer’s imagination ran wild with "Sex" and "Booze" one night now some drunk high class lowlife will try to Fuck it. He calls 911 or some Shit having the "fire fighters’ come and destroy this beautiful representation vaginal region, pussy. Shaking his head at his own comment, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 7:15 PM

bigtex
Fistermister, that's right, before my sex change I was a door handle. Do you still eat paint chips? For you, this was one of those times that trying to be a smart-ass just made you look like a dumb-ass!! You seriously couldn't think of anything better to say!? That was just pathetic and lame! I feel sorry for your mother!!
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posted on: 03-03-15 @ 7:49 PM

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