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posted by Adam H. on 3/4/2015

Shits Fired

All I can say is be happy that you were not at the Lloyd Center. Shits were getting fired all over the place. Simultaneously at three different restaurants there was Taco Tuesday, a chili cook-off, and the never ending broccoli cheese soup bowl. When patrons met in the parking lot after dining, it got real messy real fast.
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bobbabooey
It was probably the Yakuza
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 9:19 AM

cellule
The police will find the criminals, they have experts for investigating skidmarks.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 9:19 AM

sexwithyourmom
So besides Muslim terrorists we gotta worry about Asian shit tossers too now?
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 9:48 AM

xizang
Some cops really know their shit.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 9:48 AM

corruptedsob
That's shity reporting .
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 10:09 AM

realtalks
Chinese gang fights can get a little messy at times
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 10:13 AM

piggyblaster
must have been the police special tactical turd unit..commonly called the shit squad.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 10:26 AM

fingers
Maybe he shit in self defence.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 11:23 AM

captjim
Asian district for sure.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 12:12 PM

vulture
I thought pigs loved rolling in shit
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 1:18 PM

whobe
How hard is it to get your shit together?
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 2:56 PM

whobe
Heading should be more like "Breaking Wind".
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 2:58 PM

picklehiesner
Don’t bring a knife to a shit fight
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 3:05 PM

redhedridr
Shure it wasn’t the guy on the elevator?
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 3:23 PM

drbrownsteine
That's why I want to move out of portland. Nothing but a bunch of wannabe gangsters with little man syndrome and daddy's gun. Shooting up the damn city over Facebook beef and other Internet bullshit. Not to mention the damn liberals blabbing there hippie bullshit all over.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 4:15 PM

sleeko
I used to live in Portland, Or. That’s not a misprint.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 4:23 PM

dizeer
Fecal matter at the crime scene ! Shits Fired Clothes were ruined feelings hurt. More at 10.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 4:30 PM

negrodeleto
No shits given. Next
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 5:02 PM

nh3kid
P-U ! P-U!
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 5:59 PM

immanuelkunt
Thanks to CS, we recently saw shits fired in an elevator.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 6:17 PM

nybadguy
It was the asians
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 6:19 PM

redpig
I wasnt fired I resigned, and dont call me a shit
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 6:23 PM

drbrownsteine
That area is crawling with spooks. Makes sense why it started at the restaurant. They go a lil crazy around here when they don't offer fried chicken on the menu.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 6:30 PM

truckingman
High Velocity Liquid SHITS, I hope no one was in the MF" way of that Shit because THAT MF" SHIT WOULD CUT RIGHT THROUGH YOU!!! LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 6:49 PM

eralov
@drbrownsteine i still live here, not that bad, except the shit, we need less shit. it keeps flowing into the willamette river!
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 8:09 PM

potrostation
@ drbrownsteine: The(groid) Lloyd Cinema screens have been shot so many times they’ve switched to Kevlar. I moved out to Wilsonville years ago.
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posted on: 03-04-15 @ 9:26 PM

drbrownsteine
Last time I rode my jet ski in the river I sucked up a diaper In my engine... I sold it on Craigslist after that.
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posted on: 03-08-15 @ 3:41 AM

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