She Must Be Afraid Of Heights

Rule number one: If I can't lift a girl up on my shoulders, I don't have sex with her. And I definitely don't make her my girlfriend. But some guys just like the fatties. Do you think she finishes his meals for him?

27 Comments
  • cellule March 5, 2015

    I'm not lifting you, I got to be in shape for the gym tonight.

    +0
  • whobe March 5, 2015

    I bet it took one hell of a rod and reel to bring that one in.

    +3
  • corruptedsob March 5, 2015

    She needs to date John Deere !

    +0
  • bobbabooey March 5, 2015

    It's really hard to find a beach that allows dogs

    +0
  • uncze9 March 5, 2015

    Aw guys, chunky women need love too. Some are really grateful!

    +2
  • jlm77 March 5, 2015

    looks like somebody got stuck with the Fat friend

    +2
  • azzholee March 5, 2015

    posing with a beached whale before pushing it back into the sea

    +1
  • dozer67 March 5, 2015

    Fag...... in my young days I would have lift her on my shoulders and hit it later that night, I rather get laid then jerk off.

    +5
  • azzholee March 5, 2015

    they need some sort of crane or a dozer to lift that thing

    +1
  • ludenlasivius March 5, 2015

    You call shotgun on the ride to Miami, you pay for it later.

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 5, 2015

    Man up bitch

    +4
  • whackjob March 5, 2015

    That would be a case study in Euler buckling of columns.

    +0
  • fistermister March 5, 2015

    Wise policy young man, wise policy.

    +1
  • redpig March 5, 2015

    Or she may be an epileptic skydiver

    +0
  • realtalks March 5, 2015

    Reminds me of that Sesame Street tune, One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong....

    +0
  • big_daddy305 March 5, 2015

    Everyone else found beached mermaids, I found this manatee.

    +1
  • potrostation March 5, 2015

    Tin roof. Rusted!

    +0
  • bigdaddy88 March 5, 2015

    Fat bitches fuck the best. And they always swallow.

    +2
  • fingers March 5, 2015

    Had a few I couldn't put on my shoulders but there aren't any pics of them. That they know about anyway.

    +1
  • stenchfart March 5, 2015

    roll her in the sand and fuck the wet spots..fat chicks rule

    +4
  • nacho1223 March 5, 2015

    fucking funny!!

    +0
  • ih8dumbfux March 5, 2015

    taking one for the team...

    +1
  • fatlarry March 5, 2015

    It would have been even funnier if he had lifted her can you imagine the look on his face barely being able to withstand all of that weight

    +0
  • cellule March 5, 2015

    Wait for the tide to rise, she's weightless in the water.

    +1
  • darkmadness March 6, 2015

    What the fuck pussy, Pick that bitch up and start doing squats.

    +1
  • jlm77 March 6, 2015

    @dozer67......your a douche

    +0
  • sickfuck642 March 10, 2015

    stop feeding that bitch

    +0
 
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