Rule number one: If I can't lift a girl up on my shoulders, I don't have sex with her. And I definitely don't make her my girlfriend. But some guys just like the fatties. Do you think she finishes his meals for him?
I'm not lifting you, I got to be in shape for the gym tonight.
I bet it took one hell of a rod and reel to bring that one in.
She needs to date John Deere !
It's really hard to find a beach that allows dogs
Aw guys, chunky women need love too. Some are really grateful!
looks like somebody got stuck with the Fat friend
posing with a beached whale before pushing it back into the sea
Fag...... in my young days I would have lift her on my shoulders and hit it later that night, I rather get laid then jerk off.
they need some sort of crane or a dozer to lift that thing
You call shotgun on the ride to Miami, you pay for it later.
Man up bitch
That would be a case study in Euler buckling of columns.
Wise policy young man, wise policy.
Or she may be an epileptic skydiver
Reminds me of that Sesame Street tune, One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong....
Everyone else found beached mermaids, I found this manatee.
Tin roof. Rusted!
Fat bitches fuck the best. And they always swallow.
Had a few I couldn't put on my shoulders but there aren't any pics of them. That they know about anyway.
roll her in the sand and fuck the wet spots..fat chicks rule
taking one for the team...
It would have been even funnier if he had lifted her can you imagine the look on his face barely being able to withstand all of that weight
Wait for the tide to rise, she's weightless in the water.
What the fuck pussy, Pick that bitch up and start doing squats.
@dozer67......your a douche
stop feeding that bitch