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posted by Adam H. on 3/5/2015

Close Your Eyes

This guy just never closes his eyes. Ever. Well that's not entirely true, cause they're actually closed right now. He just cleverly tattooed eyes on his eyelids. I'm sure it comes in handy someway or somehow.
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Tattoos


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ludenlasivius
Dude’s trying WAY too hard to be a Righteous Brother.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:18 PM

ludenlasivius
^^^And if you don’t get it, you can fuck off.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:20 PM

whobe
Dammit quit staring at me.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:23 PM

bobbabooey
He stole that from Curly from The Three Stooges
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:24 PM

picklehiesner
Honey are you awake ?
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:28 PM

corruptedsob
He must sleep on the job a lot , if he has one .
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:34 PM

zmolez
Gay
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:39 PM

nybadguy
You can try and look as hard as you want. But your still a fat fuck
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:39 PM

burlyfish
Good idea if you work as a night shift security guard.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 2:44 PM

fistermister
What’cha looking at bitch?
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 3:01 PM

realtalks
Right one looks a little lazy,
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 3:24 PM

goodster
^ The whole thing looks like SHIT.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 3:46 PM

redpig
Such artistic flair, pure inspiration
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 4:23 PM

big_daddy305
BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER! Oh, you’re sleeping.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 4:32 PM

potrostation
Mike Tyson should kick his ass on principel.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 4:37 PM

scottishtits77
What a cock.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 5:22 PM

tookalook
Punched the fucker in the face 20 times just kept lookin at me!
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 6:36 PM

immanuelkunt
Typical inked asshole: Constantly sucks dicks.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 8:22 PM

truckingman
How Fuck didn’t you get ink injected into your MF" EYE?
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 9:03 PM

cellule
@truckingman : He used a jet-ink printer.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 9:17 PM

jackpot
The real tattoo artist is the one that tattoed HIS eyes!
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 9:30 PM

truckingman
Shit Cellule +1 Man.... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-05-15 @ 9:34 PM

belisspermezeu
wow.I wonder what he does for a living
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posted on: 03-06-15 @ 5:39 AM

mrlongshot
^^^ Here's your sign. (Whispering voices,"Look at his shirt")
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posted on: 03-06-15 @ 11:39 AM

loulou
I thought those were his eyes but he is still a douche.
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posted on: 03-06-15 @ 9:54 PM

sickfuck642
great for prison.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 6:44 PM

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