One reason to not wear capris on a bike

It takes special type of people to wear legless clothing on bikes. One, people who think they're invincible. Two, people who want to be legless themselves. Then again I guess those rules apply mainly in America, because overseas riding a bike already is a death wish. What's the big deal pressing the envelope a little further?

21 Comments
  • crazyvet March 9, 2015

    Now you qualify to appear on Dancing with the stars.

    +1
  • yeknom March 9, 2015

    the good news is, no more mopeds for you.

    +1
  • picklehiesner March 9, 2015

    Fear not ... If your skull is not cracked open and you are alive they will replace those mangled stumps with long springy metal limbs that look nothing like feet but you can run like the wind

    +3
  • corruptedsob March 9, 2015

    Motorized wheel chair is next for him .

    +2
  • whobe March 9, 2015

    Crawl it off. Pussy.

    +2
  • burlyfish March 9, 2015

    Where's the blood ?

    +2
  • morbuis669 March 9, 2015

    Since he couldn't steal his shoes the watch is the next best thing.

    +2
  • fistermister March 9, 2015

    Peeled like an orange.

    +1
  • hammerdown March 9, 2015

    Yeah i dont think pants legs would have helped too much

    +3
  • realtalks March 9, 2015

    Time to get him some fancy new bionic legs

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 9, 2015

    Now I'm hungry for pulled pork.

    +0
  • negrodeleto March 9, 2015

    Fancy new bionic legs ? these poor fucks can't even afford real shoes. You think they can afford a half million dollar bionic legs?

    +2
  • realtalks March 9, 2015

    I said it's what he needs, never said it's what he will get. Fuck stick 2 peg legs on him and have him work for red lobster for all I care

    +2
  • big_daddy305 March 9, 2015

    Bad case of shin splints

    +2
  • loulou March 9, 2015

    Poor guy.

    +1
  • xizang March 9, 2015

    I say this one is dead. Otherwise there would be blood running out on the pavement.

    +2
  • pinchetumadre March 9, 2015

    What the mother fuck happened to thus guy..

    +1
  • truckingman March 9, 2015

    Somebody went through the "GRINDER!!!"

    +0
  • captianchaoz March 9, 2015

    At least he can still ride and feel the wind in his hair on a Wheelchair.

    +1
  • dullfeathers March 10, 2015

    Keep an eye out bro..ima get this here bracelet.

    +1
  • cellule March 10, 2015

    Hey you forgot to change the time on your watch!

    +1
 
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