Never before have I been so envious of a soda bottle. I'd be happy to replace that with either my dick or my face. Hell, I'd even like to get a whiff of that bottle when they're done excreting their sex juices on it.
A sandwich-making cupholder??!! I GOTTA get me one o'those!!!
That explains why RC Cola is brown and tastes like ass
Does it come with a mute function?
Sure... Share the E. coli... no thx
Not no nasty ass R/C soda
The one on the left looks like she can almost fit my cock in there with her wide ass mouth.
now i got a chub and im thirsty
Got to let those go, so they can grow up and you can catch them again.
But brewed tea. Yes please.
Mmmm I would enjoy taking a whiff of that bottle, I bet it has a bit of butt juice
I'd give up meth for those cunts.....
Some people Like fruit punch and lemonade.
These White bitches gives me a huge boner. Be back in a sec after im done washing my hands.
I wish my cock was a soda bottle
Practice makes perfect when they try their new double sided dildo later
If they can make the top pop and fizzle out they are keepers.
no but id take two sluts that like big things in their ass.
no thank you but I will fuck the living shit out of those 2 jail-baits
Stratch an sniff Fago?
Yes, I would like a soda please....
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Hell...I'd be happy just to know what store this is!
They made me pop my lid!
I'd drink it without opening the bottle.
The smell of fresh meat.