Want A Soda?

Never before have I been so envious of a soda bottle. I'd be happy to replace that with either my dick or my face. Hell, I'd even like to get a whiff of that bottle when they're done excreting their sex juices on it.

25 Comments
  • ludenlasivius March 10, 2015

    A sandwich-making cupholder??!! I GOTTA get me one o'those!!!

    +7
  • bobbabooey March 10, 2015

    That explains why RC Cola is brown and tastes like ass

    +5
  • ludenlasivius March 10, 2015

    Does it come with a mute function?

    +4
  • damdean March 10, 2015

    Sure... Share the E. coli... no thx

    +1
  • madkraze March 10, 2015

    Not no nasty ass R/C soda

    -1
  • longhungwong March 10, 2015

    Looks refreshing!

    +2
  • longhungwong March 10, 2015

    The one on the left looks like she can almost fit my cock in there with her wide ass mouth.

    +0
  • hammerdown March 10, 2015

    now i got a chub and im thirsty

    +1
  • happyjack March 10, 2015

    Got to let those go, so they can grow up and you can catch them again.

    +2
  • potrostation March 10, 2015

    But brewed tea. Yes please.

    +1
  • fuckhowyoufeel March 10, 2015

    Mmmm I would enjoy taking a whiff of that bottle, I bet it has a bit of butt juice

    -1
  • 2indastink March 10, 2015

    I'd give up meth for those cunts.....

    +4
  • goodster March 10, 2015

    Some people Like fruit punch and lemonade.

    +1
  • hungsolow March 10, 2015

    These White bitches gives me a huge boner. Be back in a sec after im done washing my hands.

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 10, 2015

    I wish my cock was a soda bottle

    +1
  • realtalks March 10, 2015

    Practice makes perfect when they try their new double sided dildo later

    +2
  • whobe March 10, 2015

    If they can make the top pop and fizzle out they are keepers.

    +2
  • sickfuck642 March 10, 2015

    no but id take two sluts that like big things in their ass.

    +1
  • belisspermezeu March 10, 2015

    no thank you but I will fuck the living shit out of those 2 jail-baits

    +2
  • ptsd33 March 10, 2015

    Stratch an sniff Fago?

    +1
  • truckingman March 10, 2015

    Yes, I would like a soda please....

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • jackpot March 10, 2015

    Hell...I'd be happy just to know what store this is!

    +1
  • zmolez March 10, 2015

    They made me pop my lid!

    +1
  • cellule March 11, 2015

    I'd drink it without opening the bottle.

    +1
  • bustercherry March 11, 2015

    The smell of fresh meat.

    +1
 
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