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posted by Adam H. on 3/10/2015

Want A Soda?

Never before have I been so envious of a soda bottle. I'd be happy to replace that with either my dick or my face. Hell, I'd even like to get a whiff of that bottle when they're done excreting their sex juices on it.
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ludenlasivius
A sandwich-making cupholder??!! I GOTTA get me one o’those!!!
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:10 PM

bobbabooey
That explains why RC Cola is brown and tastes like ass
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:11 PM

ludenlasivius
Does it come with a mute function?
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:12 PM

damdean
Sure... Share the E. coli... no thx
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:22 PM

madkraze
Not no nasty ass R/C soda
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:22 PM

longhungwong
Looks refreshing!
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:25 PM

longhungwong
The one on the left looks like she can almost fit my cock in there with her wide ass mouth.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 12:26 PM

hammerdown
now i got a chub and im thirsty
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 1:27 PM

happyjack
Got to let those go, so they can grow up and you can catch them again.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 1:33 PM

potrostation
But brewed tea. Yes please.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 1:34 PM

fuckhowyoufeel
Mmmm I would enjoy taking a whiff of that bottle, I bet it has a bit of butt juice
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 1:37 PM

2indastink
I’d give up meth for those cunts.....
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 2:26 PM

goodster
Some people Like fruit punch and lemonade.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 3:42 PM

hungsolow
These White bitches gives me a huge boner. Be back in a sec after im done washing my hands.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 4:11 PM

picklehiesner
I wish my cock was a soda bottle
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 4:36 PM

realtalks
Practice makes perfect when they try their new double sided dildo later
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 4:46 PM

whobe
If they can make the top pop and fizzle out they are keepers.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 4:51 PM

sickfuck642
no but id take two sluts that like big things in their ass.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 6:23 PM

belisspermezeu
no thank you but I will fuck the living shit out of those 2 jail-baits
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 6:33 PM

ptsd33
Stratch an sniff Fago?
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 7:10 PM

truckingman
Yes, I would like a soda please.... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 7:39 PM

jackpot
Hell...I’d be happy just to know what store this is!
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 8:19 PM

zmolez
They made me pop my lid!
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posted on: 03-10-15 @ 8:56 PM

cellule
I’d drink it without opening the bottle.
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posted on: 03-11-15 @ 8:46 AM

bustercherry
The smell of fresh meat.
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posted on: 03-11-15 @ 1:27 PM

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