This guy's name is Juan. And the chances someone would get rebar stuck in your leg are Juan in a million! Ohh! Hey!!!! I have to say, seems like a pretty clean puncture. I'm sure a little bit of robitussin, and he will be good as new.
How the fuck does this even happen
While you're in the ER have them take a look at your 8-bit face
just take a deep breath and relax
That's the usual face of stupidity, how the fuck do you walk into 3 foot rebar
walk it off..get a mikes hard lemonade
How FUCK did he get that MF" Shit Impaled in their leg, it looks like the shit could have been laying on the ground?
"Wanna see how far I can kick this rebar."
no aspital no aspital no tengo greencard
Shattered shin bone, If he is over 30 they will amputate it.
Does he get to keep it as a souvenir or does it have to go back on the truck it fell off of?
Bet it feels better than rebar in the ass.
"So this guy walks into a bar and..............."