Is it my birthday already? Bacon and boobs are really all a man needs to enjoy his morning. The smell of sizzling bacon doesn't get me horny, but I think I could program my brain with a little help from the titties. Ever use bacon grease as lube?
Whole new literal meaning to makin' bacon...
Should be pretty effective at keeping muslim rapists away.
i'll get my pork sword out....
tits and bacon...win
she must not like Muslims...
This is a re-post form way back, but I can't hate you bacon boobs.
bacon and tits she's Akbar proof
She is from Arkansas . It's the only way to get her brother instead of dad !
Shave your arm pits and go cook that bacon for me
Isis would love her
Something about epilepsia & bacon dance, wobbling tits & hot chick.
Is that Jim Gaffigan?