Bacon Boobs

Is it my birthday already? Bacon and boobs are really all a man needs to enjoy his morning. The smell of sizzling bacon doesn't get me horny, but I think I could program my brain with a little help from the titties. Ever use bacon grease as lube?

14 Comments
  • longhungwong March 14, 2015

    Whole new literal meaning to makin' bacon...

    +2
  • xizang March 14, 2015

    Should be pretty effective at keeping muslim rapists away.

    +5
  • bobbabooey March 14, 2015

    Raghead repellant

    +4
  • 2indastink March 14, 2015

    i'll get my pork sword out....

    +2
  • burlyfish March 14, 2015

    Yummy

    Bacon Pancakes

    -1
  • stenchfart March 14, 2015

    tits and bacon...win

    +1
  • ih8dumbfux March 14, 2015

    she must not like Muslims...

    +1
  • potrostation March 14, 2015

    This is a re-post form way back, but I can't hate you bacon boobs.

    +4
  • vulture March 14, 2015

    bacon and tits she's Akbar proof

    +2
  • dizeer March 14, 2015

    She is from Arkansas . It's the only way to get her brother instead of dad !

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 14, 2015

    Shave your arm pits and go cook that bacon for me

    +3
  • r1d30rd13 March 16, 2015

    Isis would love her

    +0
  • cellule March 16, 2015

    Something about epilepsia & bacon dance, wobbling tits & hot chick.

    +0
  • stoli March 18, 2015

    Is that Jim Gaffigan?

    +0
 
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