I guess there is something better about yoga than staring at chicks' asses in yoga pants. In this class you can stare right at their muffs. I bet that room smells real nice and ripe. Give me a few minutes and will smell like semen.
I would fuck these cunts till I wore my tool to a nub!!!
If you line up all the snail trails in that room it could reach the moon
I m not a yoga instructor but I'll check their chakras
I definitely want to sign-up for this class.
And this move is called... the fish taco.
Swimming in poon.
If I were in that class I would be doing the upward dog.
downward dog and face the sun.
..and you can sell those used Yoga mats to Japanese business men for $100 a pop.
@potrostation Why? Did the girls shit on them at the end of class?
havent been in a gym for a while, things sure have changed
Yoga mat, Lucky bastard
waves of bitches
I love teaching my new class,,, Body Surfing on Yoga Mats 101.
A school of fish?
Idc how drunk i was, i'd never touch any of these nigger bitches. My penis is too sacred.