I'd hate to sound all sexist and shit, but you know it was a woman driving. I'd hate to sound all racist and shit, but chances are that woman was Asian. Well, I guess at least now we know for sure that it's not a water vehicle.
I see there still experimenting with the hydrogen powered cars.
Stay in your lane bitch
Gotta be the breast stroke.
all i know is that bitch better not be late with my sammich
They're full of shit calling that an all terrain vehicle.
That's not how you car pool.
Adam, it's OK we all know you are one effing racist LOL. You dont have to be sorry :D
GPS not updated
Everybody knows black cars can't swim
Snow mode.off-road mode. Shit no pool mode.
Michael Phelps is back on the sauce
Still a very hard color to keep clean. That's unless your a retarded cunt.
There had be some alcohol involved, a MF" SHIT LOAD!!!!
I'm guilty of this too but I have a good excuse. I was flashing my tits at a crowd of guys and girls when my vibrator went ballistic and I came so hard I hit the gas pedal. Ouch was not happy as the car was only a week old. Sorry babe
@shenanigans That's actually true but shhh babe CS is not the place we tell the truth! Thank fuck for insurance
actually, it was a jewess. she thought she saw a penny at the bottom of the pool from the freeway overpass.
I never knew that a pool water dissolves a license plate...???
Sorry, we can only wash one side at a time.
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