How Will You Be Paying?

I never really can make sense of what Asians are saying or doing, but I'm thinking you can buy your ticket with an octopus. What are they doing with all these octopi they're getting? Do they have a seafood restaurant at the train station, or just a bunch of chicks who like to get naked and stuff sea creatures in their panties? I know which one seems more likely to me.

15 Comments
  • bobbabooey March 18, 2015

    You should always wash your hands after handling octopus in Japan. You never know where it's been.

    +5
  • big_daddy305 March 18, 2015

    If you're paying in octopus, remember to tip your waiter with an extra tentacle.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius March 18, 2015

    Do you have change for a cuttlefish?

    +3
  • fistermister March 18, 2015

    What would you do for an Octopus?

    +1
  • picklehiesner March 18, 2015

    Can I borrow some octo the ATM is jammed again

    +3
  • whobe March 18, 2015

    They eat shit and anything that squirms around in the ocean, no wonder they are short with yellow skin and slanted eyes.

    +0
  • potrostation March 18, 2015

    Man. It's hard enough to keep cash in your wallet.

    +3
  • bigdaddy88 March 18, 2015

    Since when did shit become obsolete for a payment?

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr March 18, 2015

    @bigdaddy88 Half of their women have had a live octopus up their ass at some point anyway so it's sort of the same thing

    +1
  • dizeer March 18, 2015

    Whip out the ol octopus and pay the lady !

    +3
  • goodster March 18, 2015

    Will you take 3 squid instead?

    +1
  • truckingman March 18, 2015

    Who translates this Shit?

    Inquiring, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • justvisiting March 18, 2015

    "Octopus" is the name of a credit card network in Asia.

    +1
  • truckingman March 19, 2015

    I knew it was something like that Justvisiting. I was just not thinking of it at the time I first posted.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • cellule March 19, 2015

    "Adult 12-64" is in inches?

    +1
 
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