That can't feel too good. But on the plus side, it will make brushing his gums a little easier. After he gets stitched up, I wonder if he'll look like a ventriloquist dummy.
You're going to have to take a shot of antibiotics and don't give me any lip about it!
YaY, I am Second. Not too bad not too bad.
bah didn't read the title.. negged myself...
I'm pretty sure he deserved whatever happened for having that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Why you giving me that dumb look? You know what the fuck I'm talking about!
At least the pornstache survived
Getting ready for Halloween already. He's going as Bubba, Forrest Gump's army buddy.
Shut your trap asshole
His boy friend must have pulled out suddenly.
Well atleast no one will notice when he's rockin that pedo-stache
Never french kiss a pitbull!
Hey! Why isn't that under the 'Fucking a Gash' or 'Raw Meat Pussy' section?
Damn!! Did he go down on Missionary Mary?
Whom did he Piss off???
how da fuck does that happen?
Instinct throws my hands out so i don't kiss the pavement. Wonder what his deal was.
..something about eating corn-cobb faster..?