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posted by Adam H. on 3/19/2015

Make Me Look Like A Freak

How do people think facelifts are a good idea? Yeah, that's just what I've always wanted, Doc. Stretch my face out so I look like a shiny, plastic alien that's always surprised. I'll pay whatever it costs.
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bobbabooey
I wanna get a ballsack lift when I get old. I don't wanna be one of those old men with my nutsack hanging out of his shorts.
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 11:56 AM

zmolez
I bet some of you want to stick your weiner in that flap
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 11:57 AM

donunderstan
Do you have any idea how long it took the drug dog to find his stash spot?
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 12:02 PM

pinkdildolickr
Jesus, how much do you have to hate yourself to give somebody $25k to do this to you?
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 12:42 PM

fistermister
Dude, there’s no fixing ugly.
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 1:10 PM

negrodeleto
@bobba. It's called a scrotoplasty. Don't ask how I know
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 1:16 PM

burlyfish
Now i see why it’s called a face lift .
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 1:20 PM

big_daddy305
I’d put a small action figurine in there and see how long it takes them to notice. Um, Sir, my cheek looks like Iron Man..
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 1:46 PM

happyjack
probably just looking for the car keys.
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 2:22 PM

breakfastblunt
@zmolez I'd fuck it.
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 2:49 PM

tookalook
Pack it with c4
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 3:13 PM

truckingman
Doesn’t that Stretched Shit MF" hurt after the procedure, it has to....
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 6:13 PM

potrostation
@ bobbabooey: I’ve been on Testosterone therapy for almost a year. My balls are up where they were in my 20’s. Not one hair on my head has grown back. Baldness has eluded science for ever!
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 6:26 PM

only1hans
You guys are so way off that’s a veteran drug mule having a 3rd world doctor create new stash pockets....
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 6:37 PM

picklehiesner
Is there a Joey in there ?
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posted on: 03-19-15 @ 7:37 PM

cellule
Mickey Mouse masks are on sale at Wallmart this week, btw.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 4:44 PM

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