Hey there, Tons of Fun, there's a reason fat chicks aren't strippers. Or at least shouldn't be strippers. The poles can't carry their weight. Go on a diet and to some Zumba classes or some shit, and try again in six months.
If a drunk fat chick falls in the street does anyone give a fuck? Apparently not...
Her date improperly calculated the roofy dosage
Im Firstttttttt. Bitchessss. Damn shes so heavy the pole cant even support her weight.
Is it bad that I kinda wanna see her naked?
@Jay D. Me too.
That's horrible Jay. Fuck is the matter with y'all
Fuck her right in the ass.
@Hungsolow "First"?! Are you still using AOL? Dial up motherfucker.
Looks like he catches rides with you shortbus
Ironic she pulled down a 10 ton weight limit sign.
@shortbus. When i visited the post, i didnt see any comments. But after I posted it i saw i was behind two other cut-in-line idiots.
I bet Jay D could hug her and his fingers would touch.
@Cory H. are you after a pay rise
Easy big momma
She's not half bad at all.. nice thick legs.. and this spells out consent to me...
Pole dancing....you're doing it wrong
@vulture, If I was, that might not be the way. ;)
@shortbus, You have a magnificent smile.
@Jay Dude you couldn't even make it a day. In today's fuckin description you said no fat chicks. You stick to the the finger touch test and I'll stick to the street sign test.
The only thing a fat bitch is good at besides eating doughnuts and penis pie is taking a pole in the hole
the smarter one always breaks first
@Jay D. Yes; but isn't that the point?
@breakfastblunt I have to admit, the street sign test is a good one. "Listen honey, before we go home and bang, can you swing around this street pole like a stripper?" If she falls down, run, run like the wind.
She'd be better off dancing on my cock...it's more sturdy.
That's gonna hurt in the morning. I'd hit it :-)
I would've filmed that.and giving you guys a treat fucking AutoCorrect is bullshit I fucking hate this shit fucking hate it hate it hate it hate
Its only bad if its your mother...unless you live in one of two states where its not only legal...its mandatory.
Those shoes weren't made for dancing anyway,,, They were made to end up on the side of my bed!
Fuck fat chicks if you want, but never fuck with physic.
FAT SKANKS ARE COMING TO OUR PLANET TO DESTROY IT... KILL EM