Are you supposed to tip gas station attendants? Because I have tip, and the whole rest of my cock to give her. She might even want to keep those silly glasses on, so I can spooge in her face, and she won't lose an eye.
I'd fill her up
Must be an Aussie chick. They're hot.
Hey Jackie O, do you realize you're putting diesel in your Honda Civic?
Is that the kwikemart in Springfield?
Check my oil please
Full service comes with a happy ending.
Looks like one of the squirrels escaped the train.
Which slot do I slide my credit card?
Ouch, I'd bang your daughter anytime. And many times.
She is tryin to see what it feels like to be a man that looks like Penis envy to me
One way to draw in the customers....
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I'll take the 69 octane.
Where are gas attendants like that in my area? All we get in New Jersey are immigrants.
one quief and it all over
Makes me want to get a dick tattoo that says"Hose reaches both sides."
She can give my nozzle a pump or two,
See, much better than looking at tits