This Lobster Tastes Like Pussy

I have no idea why I have an awkward boner right now, but I do. What if every time I see a lobster now, I have a boner. I guess that would be pretty awesome really. Then I would whip out my dick and stir everyone's butter with my boner. People would love that shit.

21 Comments
  • lobster March 20, 2015

    Those were the days...

    +0
  • xizang March 20, 2015

    I've heard of catching crabs...

    +2
  • angerissues March 20, 2015

    whats that fishy smell asks the lobster

    -1
  • bobbabooey March 20, 2015

    She was in a movie where she gave a dude a blowie on screen. Dedicated fuckin' actress.

    +4
  • whobe March 20, 2015

    Lorena Bobbitt.

    +3
  • fistermister March 20, 2015

    What the fuck kind of chastity belt is that?

    +4
  • potrostation March 20, 2015

    Take that?Martha Stewart!

    +4
  • vulture March 20, 2015

    that's a hermit crag taking up residence in its new home

    +1
  • harly9 March 20, 2015

    I've been banned from Red Lobster now. Dammit!!

    +2
  • picklehiesner March 20, 2015

    Lobsters eat clams ?

    +4
  • vikingshill March 20, 2015

    Alien face-hugger...you're doing it right

    +1
  • cellule March 20, 2015

    Leave the octopusses to asians.

    +1
  • txdo_msk March 20, 2015

    Jesus take that smelly thing off!! You're ruining the lobster!

    +2
  • truckingman March 20, 2015

    Who the MF" FUCK Thinks this MF" SHIT up???

    +0
  • stenchfart March 20, 2015

    Is that lady gaga?

    +1
  • nybadguy March 20, 2015

    Should of had it hang from the nipples.

    +2
  • dullfeathers March 20, 2015

    Adam had to look twice before he was disappointed it was a lobster.

    +1
  • goodster March 21, 2015

    Larry the Lobster finally left Bikini Bottom to get a real acting job.

    +3
  • loulou March 22, 2015

    @bobbabooey, what movie was it? I want to see that shit. I always thought she was one sexy bitch!!

    +0
  • john72 March 22, 2015

    And this woman called JLaw crass. Wow.

    +0
  • sickfuck642 March 26, 2015

    i thought her 15 minutes ended years ago. brown bunny baby

    +0
 
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