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posted by Jay D. on 3/20/2015

This Lobster Tastes Like Pussy

I have no idea why I have an awkward boner right now, but I do. What if every time I see a lobster now, I have a boner. I guess that would be pretty awesome really. Then I would whip out my dick and stir everyone's butter with my boner. People would love that shit.
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lobster
Those were the days...
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 12:42 PM

xizang
I’ve heard of catching crabs...
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 12:46 PM

angerissues
whats that fishy smell asks the lobster
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 12:52 PM

bobbabooey
She was in a movie where she gave a dude a blowie on screen. Dedicated fuckin' actress.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 12:54 PM

whobe
Lorena Bobbitt.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:20 PM

fistermister
What the fuck kind of chastity belt is that?
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 2:01 PM

potrostation
Take that?Martha Stewart!
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 2:33 PM

vulture
that’s a hermit crag taking up residence in its new home
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:01 PM

harly9
I’ve been banned from Red Lobster now. Dammit!!
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:15 PM

picklehiesner
Lobsters eat clams ?
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:45 PM

vikingshill
Alien face-hugger...you're doing it right
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:52 PM

cellule
Leave the octopusses to asians.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 4:02 PM

txdo_msk
Jesus take that smelly thing off!! You're ruining the lobster!
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 5:06 PM

truckingman
Who the MF" FUCK Thinks this MF" SHIT up???
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 5:58 PM

stenchfart
Is that lady gaga?
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 8:00 PM

nybadguy
Should of had it hang from the nipples.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 8:09 PM

dullfeathers
Adam had to look twice before he was disappointed it was a lobster.
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posted on: 03-20-15 @ 10:58 PM

goodster
Larry the Lobster finally left Bikini Bottom to get a real acting job.
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posted on: 03-21-15 @ 9:40 AM

loulou
@bobbabooey, what movie was it? I want to see that shit. I always thought she was one sexy bitch!!
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 1:41 AM

john72
And this woman called JLaw crass. Wow.
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 7:27 PM

sickfuck642
i thought her 15 minutes ended years ago. brown bunny baby
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posted on: 03-25-15 @ 11:29 PM

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