Want To Touch My Turtle?

I can only guess why the old Chinese man is dangling a turtle on a stick. Maybe for food, maybe for entertainment, maybe for some bizarre Asian sex act? Maybe all of the above.

18 Comments
  • mrpoop March 22, 2015

    Fresh turtle wax

    +3
  • picklehiesner March 22, 2015

    Does the turtle really need to be tied up ... How far can he get

    +6
  • pinkdildolickr March 22, 2015

    Shouldn't asian camo be patterned after a splattered body and broken scooter parts?

    +2
  • whobe March 22, 2015

    There are no dogs to walk around there.

    +7
  • belisspermezeu March 22, 2015

    what old chinese man? I can't see him

    +2
  • stenchfart March 22, 2015

    he`s looking for a strawberry shortcake looking hooker with a crooked left leg..she has sex with turtles

    +3
  • vulture March 22, 2015

    looks like a snapping turtle and that one mean animal

    +2
  • goodster March 22, 2015

    Asia's version of the Turtle Man. IYIEYIEYIEIYIEEE!!

    +1
  • bobbabooey March 22, 2015

    I hope it can fit on my scooter

    +3
  • truckingman March 22, 2015

    Unfortunately, they eat any turtles like 'No MF" Tomorrow' this causing some species to become endangered. I thought Southerners ate a lot of turtles...

    ________, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • spinal12 March 22, 2015

    you uh you like touchy my shelly

    +1
  • wardo56 March 22, 2015

    soup

    +2
  • realtalks March 22, 2015

    Be careful buying, he's Chinese, it might be a knock off turtle

    +6
  • mykejp March 22, 2015

    Where's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you need them?

    +1
  • truckingman March 22, 2015

    @picklehiesner: Despite being slow, turtles can MF" haul MF" ASS when they want. The Mother Fuckers are SPEED DEMONS!!!!

    +0
  • shortbus March 23, 2015

    I heard that eating turtles give you the shits. Ahhhh.

    +2
  • cellule March 23, 2015

    3K Yens for this high-performance moped exhaust!

    +1
  • fatlarry March 23, 2015

    Pimp need to upgrade dem ho's

    +2
 
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