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posted by Adam H. on 3/22/2015

Want To Touch My Turtle?

I can only guess why the old Chinese man is dangling a turtle on a stick. Maybe for food, maybe for entertainment, maybe for some bizarre Asian sex act? Maybe all of the above.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
mrpoop
Fresh turtle wax
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 2:31 PM

picklehiesner
Does the turtle really need to be tied up ... How far can he get
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 2:56 PM

pinkdildolickr
Shouldn’t asian camo be patterned after a splattered body and broken scooter parts?
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 2:58 PM

whobe
There are no dogs to walk around there.
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 3:26 PM

belisspermezeu
what old chinese man? I can’t see him
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 3:33 PM

stenchfart
he`s looking for a strawberry shortcake looking hooker with a crooked left leg..she has sex with turtles
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 3:59 PM

vulture
looks like a snapping turtle and that one mean animal
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 4:15 PM

goodster
Asia’s version of the Turtle Man. IYIEYIEYIEIYIEEE!!
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 4:30 PM

bobbabooey
I hope it can fit on my scooter
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 6:26 PM

truckingman
Unfortunately, they eat any turtles like 'No MF" Tomorrow' this causing some species to become endangered. I thought Southerners ate a lot of turtles... ________, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 6:36 PM

spinal12
you uh you like touchy my shelly
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 6:48 PM

wardo56
soup
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 7:18 PM

realtalks
Be careful buying, he's Chinese, it might be a knock off turtle
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 7:43 PM

mykejp
Where's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you need them?
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 7:49 PM

truckingman
@picklehiesner: Despite being slow, turtles can MF" haul MF" ASS when they want. The Mother Fuckers are SPEED DEMONS!!!!
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 7:50 PM

shortbus
I heard that eating turtles give you the shits. Ahhhh.
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posted on: 03-22-15 @ 11:58 PM

cellule
3K Yens for this high-performance moped exhaust!
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 9:25 AM

fatlarry
Pimp need to upgrade dem ho’s
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 2:16 PM

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