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posted by Big Jeff on 3/23/2015

The Sammich Thief Chronicles

This is probably the best mischief in the workplace I've seen to this date. Too bad it was carried out by some amateur. Print it on someone else's computer when they go on break.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
cellule
..Where the fuck did the picture went?
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 1:39 PM

potrostation
?
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 1:43 PM

woozlewuzzle
Bravo,he wins the biggest douchebag award.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 2:12 PM

xizang
Francis is not to be trusted. Is that a him or a her? Francis could be a gun called Frank. Or it could be some sandwich-stealing low life cunt that needs to be tossed off the roof of an 80-story building.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 2:19 PM

ptsd33
No pic
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 2:30 PM

mountaineer
I'm sure it would be funnier with visual assistance.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 3:47 PM

sbohica
NO PIC BJ
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 3:56 PM

stenchfart
Just make him a hock-spit and exlax turkey sandwich for the next day..problem solved
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 4:00 PM

solidbriscoe
I bet I could see the pic if I was Asian. Mabye if I squint.... Nope. Can't see it.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 4:02 PM

ibetdaddy
fucking fanfuckintastic
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 5:07 PM

picklehiesner
Francis would be getting a shit sandwich if he did that to me
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 5:08 PM

goodster
Fuckin NEG NIG is BACK!
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 5:53 PM

eyeh8dumbasses
Damn this was funny as hell
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 5:57 PM

ouch
(((((((((( Slow clap! ))))))))))))))
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 6:07 PM

siko666
Dear sandwich thief. I hope you enjoyed my jizz mayo ;)
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 6:35 PM

ouch
OMFG I love Mondays Big Jeff where did you find this YOU ARE THE EPIC CS MONSTER!!!!!
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 6:57 PM

bobbabooey
Fuck it. Probably a repost anyway.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 8:00 PM

truckingman
He is FUCKED..... LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 8:23 PM

shortbus
Hey Big Jeff, how did you get the nickname "BJ"?
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 8:27 PM

jackpot
I swear this is a repost.
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posted on: 03-23-15 @ 8:57 PM

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