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posted by Jay D. on 3/27/2015

You Be Here Four Hours

I'm not sure where this newspaper is from, but dam, can I get a subscription? You got a fat guy that fell asleep at the buffet and woke up to eat more. Then you have a dude spooging into soup as a side article. Amazing
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naktaa
I'm pretty sad to hear about the slug too =(
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:30 PM

hungsolow
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Feed him more. He's hungry. Oh im first by the way. It's ok to be jeolous.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:31 PM

hungsolow
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Ugh naktaa...whyyyyyyy????
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:33 PM

longhungwong
Wish I could read the bean-flick-star section.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:43 PM

potrostation
R I P sluggy.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:48 PM

belisspermezeu
I didn t know squirrels suck their own dicks.thanks stephen fry
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:53 PM

pizzapie
Did he eat the spunk soup?
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 2:53 PM

breakfastblunt
My dad makes the best spunk soup.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 3:03 PM

donunderstan
Alright you Limeys, explain "stones". If that fat fuck is 40 stone then what is normal? 2.224563 stone?. We've accepted your "pound". WeWe're dealing with "kilometers" and "liters" or "litres". But fucking STONES? IT IS 2015. let me see, that NFL lineman is 40 stone and 3 hands high. Tea time, the dentist can wait. Cheerio.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 3:23 PM

big_daddy305
My favorite story of the page is the one where Harry Potter shoots a load into his bosses goblet of fire soup.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 3:35 PM

realtalks
The fat fuck may have a case, if it's a all you can eat buffet and it doesn't indicate a time frame then that fuck ass may be entitled to eat till he croaks in his bowl of noodles
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 3:43 PM

bigdaddy88
The sign did say all you can eat, not all you can eat today.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 4:03 PM

picklehiesner
Hang on I’m talking to madam Amanda
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 4:12 PM

sharkkiller1
they didn’t list the diet coke he had to drink cause he’s cutting back
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 5:17 PM

corruptedsob
Inquiring Mind's Want To Know !!!
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 5:20 PM

mountaineer
I wonder why he isn't handcuffed.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 6:01 PM

potrostation
I call fake, there’s not one stain on fat boy.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 6:52 PM

goodster
@mountaineer,, I don’t think he’ll run to far.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 7:10 PM

truckingman
What type of poison killed that prized slug? Also, did Big Boy pays for just one nights meal or all four days???
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 7:32 PM

mountaineer
@goodster He certainly isn't running anywhere. Rolling is a whole different story though.
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posted on: 03-27-15 @ 8:23 PM

loulou
@hungsolow, the phone number for hooked on phonics used to be 1-800-ABCDEFG, you should call and complain, you obviously did not learn shit. J-E-A-L-O-U-S is the correct spelling. You now owe me $39.95. I take Visa, MasterCard, checks, cash. Hell I don’t even care but please quit being a tool and making yourself such an easy target.
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posted on: 03-28-15 @ 12:32 AM

marcodufour
@dounderstan 1 Stone is 14 pounds, ie 40 stone = 560 pounds. Kilometres and litres are a European thing, us British folks prefer the old miles, pints, gallons etc etc
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posted on: 03-28-15 @ 6:21 AM

scottishtits77
This is from the Sunday Sport....an excellent newspaper that takes the piss out of other tabloids. It usually has a lot of very funny stories and if, like me, you find toilet humour funny, it’s a good read. Kind of like The Onion, but funny. And with tits. Lots of tits.
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posted on: 03-28-15 @ 8:56 AM

siko666
Im still looking for an article I can read about the idiot who spunked in his bosses soup...lol
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posted on: 03-28-15 @ 10:02 AM

ibetdaddy
what about the guy who came in his bosses soup, HERO
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 12:07 PM

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