This is almost too cute, and yet so true. You have a hangover, and hate yourself. Then the mood hits you, and you are back in the bar having a few shots.
I need to get married. Oh stripper!
Sorry, I prefer Irish Car Bombs.
As a bartender, I hate when bitches go "SHOTSSSSSS" Their fuckin voices pierce my ears and haunt me in my dreams
Every bar has that one dumb bimbo that is as smart as that fish
This sign is the embodiment of every twenty-something bitch I know..
I never stopped drinking ...
Bar owners know our, except me, weaknesses, and the MOTHER FUCKERS PRAY ON THEM!!!!
Cheaper to drink at home. DWIs are expensive.
It would need to say Jack Daniels to turn me
That sign was me this past week. Got drunk every night, said no more, then back at it the next night. I said no more on the flight, only to have 4 drinks comped.
Shit, I told them I didn't want to be depicted as that damn fish if they were going to quote me...
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