You have to drop a deuce bad. You go running into the john to shit, and you see a deer's head sticking out of the crapper. It kind of startles you and you sharted. Do you have to wipe your ass on the deer's head.
Oh my deer...
Still 1st by the way.
Gotta chew your food better
Ok, who had the raw deer meat?
Flushing only works on goldfish.
Redneck butt scratcher.
must of been hell on the way out
I've had shits like that
That is one talented rectum. Can you build a gazebo?
Now lets see somebody mount that deer.
The buck stops here .
Is is Shitmas already?
I bet ya a Buck that it's clogged!
It's watching you fapping in the shower
It's a bideer