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posted by Big Jeff on 3/30/2015

That Bitch Got Splinters

I really wished they wouldn't have blurred out this bitches face to know who to not try to fuck. You would think knowing about this type of previous partner would be need to know info. Hit it with some antiseptic and tweezers before you please her.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

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Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
That's not a tree, that's my cock.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:22 PM

picklehiesner
Bitches be crazy
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:24 PM

corruptedsob
Somebody needs to explain a "woody" to her a little better .
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:40 PM

gabryl
She likes the wood
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:41 PM

wifebeater2000
I can imagine what she does with bush
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:50 PM

longhungwong
Does she get mad when he barks orders at her? Does she suspect him of branching off to other women?
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 1:53 PM

yeknom
Best sex she ever had? I wonder how her ex boyfriends feel knowing they are worse at pleasing a woman than a fucking tree.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 2:01 PM

realtalks
Tree has some green shit on it, bet that dirty bitch gave it a disease
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 2:04 PM

dozer67
That has to be the Sun, My grandmother used to read it to me,that paper has all the crazy stories.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 2:09 PM

longhungwong
Beat that treehuggers!
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 2:33 PM

stenchfart
she must live in the cuntree
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 4:03 PM

bobbabooey
That magazine is CrazyShit for 80 year olds.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 5:03 PM

sirfartsalot
I don’t care if she fucks the tree. I just wannah watch.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 5:12 PM

ouch
Goddamn Hippies!
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 5:51 PM

sickfuck642
splinters?
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 6:34 PM

truckingman
.... Why?
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 6:55 PM

potrostation
Is the wood good,dear?
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 6:56 PM

mrpoop
Stupid bitch
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 7:05 PM

dullfeathers
Let's see if that tree will get your hair and nails done, pay your rent, your car payment, food ect...she'll be back on the cock in no time.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 7:59 PM

belisspermezeu
this reminds me of that Johnny Bravo episode where he goes on a blind date with an antelope
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 9:11 PM

tookalook
I give it a year.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 9:11 PM

shortbus
The tree raped her, but she was Aspen for it. She wasn't Poplar in school. They have a kid named Woody. They're never board when they're together.
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posted on: 03-30-15 @ 11:16 PM

rouge_et_blanc
She barking up the wrong tree, she should try another branch or at least take a leaf out of my book. I hope she twigs it before fall. Does she swallow sap too?
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 3:45 AM

handsomedevil
she says she likes it doggy style because trees "bark."
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 3:50 AM

only1hans
At least she is easy to please... all ya need to do is just stand there. Well at least until she started the chain saw just because your leaves turn color.
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posted on: 04-01-15 @ 12:27 AM

only1hans
So I guess her name is Sheela the Stump Humper...
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posted on: 04-01-15 @ 12:30 AM

only1hans
I AM GROOT
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posted on: 04-02-15 @ 10:50 AM

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