That bitch got splinters

I really wished they wouldn't have blurred out this bitches face to know who to not try to fuck. You would think knowing about this type of previous partner would be need to know info. Hit it with some antiseptic and tweezers before you please her.

27 Comments
  • bobbabooey March 30, 2015

    That's not a tree, that's my cock.

    +3
  • picklehiesner March 30, 2015

    Bitches be crazy

    +5
  • corruptedsob March 30, 2015

    Somebody needs to explain a "woody" to her a little better .

    +2
  • gabryl March 30, 2015

    She likes the wood

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 March 30, 2015

    I can imagine what she does with bush

    +2
  • longhungwong March 30, 2015

    Does she get mad when he barks orders at her? Does she suspect him of branching off to other women?

    +3
  • yeknom March 30, 2015

    Best sex she ever had? I wonder how her ex boyfriends feel knowing they are worse at pleasing a woman than a fucking tree.

    +3
  • realtalks March 30, 2015

    Tree has some green shit on it, bet that dirty bitch gave it a disease

    +1
  • dozer67 March 30, 2015

    That has to be the Sun, My grandmother used to read it to me,that paper has all the crazy stories.

    +1
  • longhungwong March 30, 2015

    Beat that treehuggers!

    +3
  • stenchfart March 30, 2015

    she must live in the cuntree

    +5
  • bobbabooey March 30, 2015

    That magazine is CrazyShit for 80 year olds.

    +4
  • sirfartsalot March 30, 2015

    I don't care if she fucks the tree. I just wannah watch.

    +2
  • ouch March 30, 2015

    Goddamn Hippies!

    +0
  • sickfuck642 March 30, 2015

    splinters?

    +1
  • truckingman March 30, 2015

    .... Why?

    +0
  • potrostation March 30, 2015

    Is the wood good,dear?

    +1
  • mrpoop March 30, 2015

    Stupid bitch

    +0
  • dullfeathers March 30, 2015

    Let's see if that tree will get your hair and nails done, pay your rent, your car payment, food ect...she'll be back on the cock in no time.

    +3
  • belisspermezeu March 30, 2015

    this reminds me of that Johnny Bravo episode where he goes on a blind date with an antelope

    +1
  • tookalook March 30, 2015

    I give it a year.

    +2
  • shortbus March 31, 2015

    The tree raped her, but she was Aspen for it. She wasn't Poplar in school. They have a kid named Woody. They're never board when they're together.

    +4
  • rouge_et_blanc March 31, 2015

    She barking up the wrong tree, she should try another branch or at least take a leaf out of my book. I hope she twigs it before fall. Does she swallow sap too?

    +4
  • handsomedevil March 31, 2015

    she says she likes it doggy style because trees "bark."

    +3
  • only1hans April 1, 2015

    At least she is easy to please... all ya need to do is just stand there. Well at least until she started the chain saw just because your leaves turn color.

    +0
  • only1hans April 1, 2015

    So I guess her name is Sheela the Stump Humper...

    +0
  • only1hans April 2, 2015

    I AM GROOT

    +0
 
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