I really wished they wouldn't have blurred out this bitches face to know who to not try to fuck. You would think knowing about this type of previous partner would be need to know info. Hit it with some antiseptic and tweezers before you please her.
That's not a tree, that's my cock.
Bitches be crazy
Somebody needs to explain a "woody" to her a little better .
She likes the wood
I can imagine what she does with bush
Does she get mad when he barks orders at her? Does she suspect him of branching off to other women?
Best sex she ever had? I wonder how her ex boyfriends feel knowing they are worse at pleasing a woman than a fucking tree.
Tree has some green shit on it, bet that dirty bitch gave it a disease
That has to be the Sun, My grandmother used to read it to me,that paper has all the crazy stories.
Beat that treehuggers!
she must live in the cuntree
That magazine is CrazyShit for 80 year olds.
I don't care if she fucks the tree. I just wannah watch.
Is the wood good,dear?
Let's see if that tree will get your hair and nails done, pay your rent, your car payment, food ect...she'll be back on the cock in no time.
this reminds me of that Johnny Bravo episode where he goes on a blind date with an antelope
I give it a year.
The tree raped her, but she was Aspen for it. She wasn't Poplar in school. They have a kid named Woody. They're never board when they're together.
She barking up the wrong tree, she should try another branch or at least take a leaf out of my book. I hope she twigs it before fall. Does she swallow sap too?
she says she likes it doggy style because trees "bark."
At least she is easy to please... all ya need to do is just stand there. Well at least until she started the chain saw just because your leaves turn color.
So I guess her name is Sheela the Stump Humper...
I AM GROOT
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....