Selfie Level: Expert

He surely has mastered the gay art of taking selfies. His skills cannot be matched by the average duck-faced bitch. I think the real question here is, does the end of the phone up his ass go to his ear or his mouth?

28 Comments
  • bobbabooey March 31, 2015

    That's a shitty iphone

    +7 -2
  • sharkkiller1 March 31, 2015

    he's da shit when it comes to taking selfies

    +4 -1
  • coonboy March 31, 2015

    That's as gay as 5 guys blowing 6 guys.

    +4 -2
  • longhungwong March 31, 2015

    I wonder if that voids his warranty.

    +6 -2
  • marcodufour March 31, 2015

    Adam has let himself go since finally coming out.

    +7 -2
  • woozlewuzzle March 31, 2015

    So that's what Jesse Pinkman has been up to since Breaking Bad.

    +2 -1
  • lobster March 31, 2015

    I bet it's set to vibrate

    +6 -1
  • longhungwong March 31, 2015

    There sure is an app for everything.

    +4 -1
  • hungsolow March 31, 2015

    Thats Adam in the picture posting enticing a mate to come forward. Real slick Adam real slick.

    +1 -1
  • redpig March 31, 2015

    Pretty vain

    +1 -1
  • picklehiesner March 31, 2015

    Good luck with your pink eye after your next call

    +4 -1
  • potrostation March 31, 2015

    Self is the only one who should have seen this.

    +3 -1
  • realtalks March 31, 2015

    Adam I think you put your selfie stick in a little too deep!

    +4 -1
  • azzholee March 31, 2015

    i know, iphone fans are faggots

    +0 -2
  • sirfartsalot March 31, 2015

    Might be funny if its not his phone.

    +2 -1
  • goodster March 31, 2015

    I know Steve Jobs was a fag but this isn't the use he had in mind when he created the IPhone.

    +2 -1
  • whobe March 31, 2015

    Dude you don't have to stick a phone up your ass to record a fart.

    +3 -1
  • txdo_msk March 31, 2015

    What does he hit the button with? Nodules? I think its about time to see an oncologist...

    +1 -1
  • sbohica March 31, 2015

    I didnt know @rons butt buddy had a smart phone??!!

    +1 -1
  • ouch March 31, 2015

    @marcodufour +100

    +2 -1
  • truckingman March 31, 2015

    What in The Mother FUCKIN" BLUE FUCK? Is this Freak 'BAT-SHIT CRAZY???'

    ____________, ............

    +0 -0
  • maryxxx March 31, 2015

    Now we know what goes in in the CS offices all day.

    +1 -0
  • mykejp March 31, 2015

    From the makers of iPhone, we now bring you Assphone.

    +1 -0
  • big_daddy305 April 1, 2015

    I bet the tattoo across his belly says "Pride or die"

    +1 -0
  • big_daddy305 April 1, 2015

    In rainbow letters.

    +1 -0
  • shortbus April 1, 2015

    Has anyone seen my phone?

    +2 -0
  • darkmadness April 1, 2015

    That's a smelly samsung galaxy s5 haha!

    +1 -0
  • poida April 1, 2015

    comes with built in camera flasher

    +1 -0
 
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