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posted by Adam H. on 3/31/2015

What's In The Box?

I call bullshit. I don't believe that box is big enough for one extra large dildo, let alone multiple extra large dildos. I've seen some extra large dildos on this fucked up site, and that box just ain't cutting the mustard. Unless they're talking strictly width.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
potrostation
Asian dildoes
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 2:51 PM

woozlewuzzle
Cum on Adam,you of all people know that dildo’s bend.
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 2:52 PM

sirfartsalot
Adam is the authority on dildos. lmfao
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 3:42 PM

realtalks
This is one of those times where you dildon't
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 3:56 PM

goodster
You can only make so many,, Adam and extra large dildo jokes, but we’re not at that point yet.
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 4:07 PM

whobe
Be careful there’s a bomb in there.
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 4:36 PM

picklehiesner
The other side says ... If found please call Robert Hallock the Truckingman
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 5:26 PM

burlyfish
OMG flash back .Years ago a friend of mine was helping this lady clean house after her husband was jailed long term.By the time he was finished he had to large totes of porno’s and a very large box of used dildo’s .We sold the porno’s at a smut shop.And the dildos got tossed out the window and onto peoples front porches on a sunday morning just like a newspaper .Man i’m glad we didn’t get busted.I think i was 18 at the time.
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 5:26 PM

scottishtits77
@burlyfish, you could’ve sold the dildos to some weird, dildo sniffing pervert and made a ton of cash. Mind you , what you did sounds very funny.....I would’ve loved to see the folk who found them on their porches!!
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 6:20 PM

truckingman
OK, I should report all unusual packages I see well this site will be closed in no time. I am just fallowing what that police sign said...
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 7:47 PM

mykejp
Lost your dildoes again Adam?
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posted on: 03-31-15 @ 11:12 PM

big_daddy305
It’s my dick in a box!
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posted on: 04-01-15 @ 12:01 AM

only1hans
So plain wrapper package + crayon writing explaining possible contents + mass transit system = you’re fucked..
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posted on: 04-01-15 @ 12:43 AM

poida
Double ended for the Asian market
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posted on: 04-01-15 @ 10:50 AM

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