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posted by Jay D. on 4/3/2015

Buy A Wife

This sounds all well and good, but what if she's got a dick? Do I get my money back? Do I have to pay extra if she does have a dick? I do like the 1 year warrantee. But does she stop sucking dick after that one year?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
coonboy
Comes in tuna or piss smell.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 12:54 PM

sbohica
U also get 10lbs of rice each year for every child she bares.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 12:58 PM

fistermister
Oh sure they put the add in English but the phone number is in Vietnamese.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 12:58 PM

lobster
I don’t see any guarantee of having a vagina
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 12:58 PM

xizang
+15
Why on Earth would anyone BUY a wife? Do they realize how expensive it is to GET RID of one?
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 1:17 PM

potrostation
+12
I sense ladyboys. I know a certain Australian reading off his credit card numbers over the phone right now.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 1:23 PM

bobbabooey
"No Extra Charges"? Wife?!!! I call bullshit.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 1:24 PM

outotown
Sell her virginity on ebay and then open a massage parlor, when you get tired of her, get her to run away or buy her a moped.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 2:04 PM

dizeer
$6k that's getting out cheap ! First time she complains drop her off at Imigration naturalization Services !
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 2:08 PM

corruptedsob
What's the return policy ?
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 2:13 PM

realtalks
Only $6000 dollars, well as soon as I get my 25 million deposit from that Nigerian Prince that said he would deposit it into my bank account
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 2:33 PM

wifebeater2000
if I break it , are parts replaceable ?
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 3:23 PM

picklehiesner
I’ll pass they have no resale value
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 5:37 PM

crazyvet
The Vietnamese must be trying to get rid of all their old sniper girls.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 5:39 PM

goodster
Can I get a discount if I buy two or more? And are they house broken?
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 6:25 PM

ouch
I’ll take 4 if 2 of them have dicks
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 6:33 PM

whobe
If one runs away with your money they will give you another one free? WTF!
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 7:09 PM

ludenlasivius
Catch and release program is even better than a lease. For a single one-time payment you can upgrade to a newer model every year.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 8:24 PM

truckingman
You have some valid questions Jay... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 8:25 PM

ludenlasivius
Guaranteed virgin? Sounds suspicious. If their own families don't wanna fuck 'em, why should I?
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 8:32 PM

happyjack
More of a rent to own
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 11:09 PM

vaticider
I wonder if they take trade ins.
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posted on: 04-03-15 @ 11:42 PM

cemetery man
@potrostation LMAO
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posted on: 04-04-15 @ 12:12 AM

nybadguy
Well if she acts up. kill her say she ran away. They send a new one. Cant beat that deal.
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posted on: 04-04-15 @ 11:03 AM

darkmadness
No thanks, Just relationship, No marriage, When you divorce you lose half your shit and pay alimony, besides losing your house you also lose your ride. Fuck that!
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posted on: 04-04-15 @ 1:08 PM

redpig
Any chance I can sell mine to Vietnam?
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posted on: 04-06-15 @ 2:07 PM

ibetdaddy
shit at that price i’ll take one, just no gook sammiches
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posted on: 04-06-15 @ 3:47 PM

only1hans
I’am mormon and my wife said we have too many as it is, so thanks, but no thanks
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posted on: 04-06-15 @ 6:29 PM

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