Feel Like Eating Out?

Biscuits n' porn, those are two things I like. Biscuits are hot and delicious when soaked with butter, and porn makes my happy in my crotch. Good porn, anyway. But I never ate biscuits while watching porn. I might have to give it a try.

21 Comments
  • bigdaddy88 April 7, 2015

    I won't order gravy on my buscuits, that's for sure.

    +8
  • ludenlasivius April 7, 2015

    I ain't eating at that place. Nope, no way Jose.

    +0
  • hungsolow April 7, 2015

    Burgers and bitches and porn. Whats better than this. Sign me up. I am just in time for lunch now.

    +1
  • picklehiesner April 7, 2015

    So while I'm eating my biscuit I can watch someone eating a biscuit ?

    +3
  • burlyfish April 7, 2015

    Nothing new here .There's a restaurant/bar near me called Bennett's Smut-N-Eggs .You can eat breakfast while watching adult films . There slogan is Nothing like a little porn in the morn.

    +3
  • xizang April 7, 2015

    Get the Economy Plate. You get 3 plain biscuits, and you put your own gravy on them.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 7, 2015

    Why don't lesbians like home cooked meals?... Cuz they love to eat out!...

    +3
  • longhungwong April 7, 2015

    Tuesday's special, meat flaps and a side order of buns!

    +4
  • vulture April 7, 2015

    I want beef curtains in a sloppy sauce

    +5
  • dizeer April 7, 2015

    I knew a old slut names Buttermilk , she was so flakey

    +1
  • fistermister April 7, 2015

    Nobody has time for biscuit's and gravy.

    +1
  • whobe April 7, 2015

    Do they serve camels toe?

    +2
  • ludenlasivius April 7, 2015

    Carl from Sling Blade found something he likes better than mustard.

    -1
  • potrostation April 7, 2015

    Lube is the only thing I want in a bottle during porn

    +1
  • wardo56 April 7, 2015

    what's a koozie?

    +1
  • nacho1223 April 7, 2015

    KIDING ME?

    +1
  • truckingman April 7, 2015

    What the fuck??? Should we be hungry or horny?......

    At _______, ...........

    +0
  • truckingman April 7, 2015

    H*LLY MOTHER F*CKING SHIT, IT IS A REAL MOTHER FUCKING PLACE..... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Biscuits-N-Porn/343676692379531

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • mykejp April 7, 2015

    Why am I getting earwormed with "My Favorite Things"?

    +1
  • sirfartsalot April 7, 2015

    Just don't ask for the "Tremendous 12" or the "Grand Slam" breakfast!

    +1
  • bobbabooey April 8, 2015

    The Outer Banks is "The Redneck Riviera"

    +0
 
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