Biscuits n' porn, those are two things I like. Biscuits are hot and delicious when soaked with butter, and porn makes my happy in my crotch. Good porn, anyway. But I never ate biscuits while watching porn. I might have to give it a try.
I won't order gravy on my buscuits, that's for sure.
I ain't eating at that place. Nope, no way Jose.
Burgers and bitches and porn. Whats better than this. Sign me up. I am just in time for lunch now.
So while I'm eating my biscuit I can watch someone eating a biscuit ?
Nothing new here .There's a restaurant/bar near me called Bennett's Smut-N-Eggs .You can eat breakfast while watching adult films . There slogan is Nothing like a little porn in the morn.
Get the Economy Plate. You get 3 plain biscuits, and you put your own gravy on them.
Why don't lesbians like home cooked meals?... Cuz they love to eat out!...
Tuesday's special, meat flaps and a side order of buns!
I want beef curtains in a sloppy sauce
I knew a old slut names Buttermilk , she was so flakey
Nobody has time for biscuit's and gravy.
Do they serve camels toe?
Carl from Sling Blade found something he likes better than mustard.
Lube is the only thing I want in a bottle during porn
what's a koozie?
What the fuck??? Should we be hungry or horny?......
At _______, ...........
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Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Why am I getting earwormed with "My Favorite Things"?
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