Your package arrived, and we have no idea what it could be. So, haven't had sex in a while, have you? I'm just taking a shot in the dark with that one. Now don't you go staying up all night with your new friend.
Hey look, my new Vietnamese wife just came in!
Hope they honor the warranty.
Package for your package sir?
Yesssss, a brown sex partner, the BEST there is.
The one I ordered didn't have a bulge in the croch
It`s Easter so it`s rockinron`s resurrection!
the ad said it would be delivered in a plain brown wrapper
Just tear a small hole in the crotch , and squeeze some mayo in there !
That's a suspicious package
How many couriers fucked that before it got there?
Looks like a wrapped midget.
a tennis racket ???....
I ordered the package without a package.
My date was suposed to show up uninflated.
Looks like Ouch has been shopping on ebay again.
Happy birthday Mr President
Pre-Wrapped his life partner.
NOW THATS FUNNY
Good thing it came in that unmarked package so no one know I just bought a sex doll
+ 1 to ludenlasivius
Mail order bride, you're doing it wrong.
discrete packaging is a beautiful thing this is how they wrapped my computer
When all fails brown bag it.
Ooh, I wonder what it is!
I'll take a wild guess and say it's not a Playstation 4 or a new step master