Special Delivery

Your package arrived, and we have no idea what it could be. So, haven't had sex in a while, have you? I'm just taking a shot in the dark with that one. Now don't you go staying up all night with your new friend.

26 Comments
  • ludenlasivius April 7, 2015

    Hey look, my new Vietnamese wife just came in!

    +8
  • scarred1096 April 7, 2015

    Hope they honor the warranty.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 7, 2015

    Package for your package sir?

    +1
  • iluvkitty April 7, 2015

    Yesssss, a brown sex partner, the BEST there is.

    -2
  • corruptedsob April 7, 2015

    The one I ordered didn't have a bulge in the croch

    +1
  • marcodufour April 7, 2015

    It`s Easter so it`s rockinron`s resurrection!

    +5
  • vulture April 7, 2015

    the ad said it would be delivered in a plain brown wrapper

    +5
  • dizeer April 7, 2015

    Just tear a small hole in the crotch , and squeeze some mayo in there !

    +1
  • picklehiesner April 7, 2015

    That's a suspicious package

    +4
  • fistermister April 7, 2015

    How many couriers fucked that before it got there?

    +1
  • whobe April 7, 2015

    Looks like a wrapped midget.

    +1
  • 2indastink April 7, 2015

    a tennis racket ???....

    +1
  • outotown April 7, 2015

    I ordered the package without a package.

    +3
  • potrostation April 7, 2015

    My date was suposed to show up uninflated.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 7, 2015

    Looks like Ouch has been shopping on ebay again.

    +3
  • redpig April 7, 2015

    Happy birthday Mr President

    +0
  • redpig April 7, 2015

    Happy birthday Mr President

    +1
  • darkmadness April 7, 2015

    Pre-Wrapped his life partner.

    +1
  • nacho1223 April 7, 2015

    NOW THATS FUNNY

    +2
  • fatlarry April 7, 2015

    Good thing it came in that unmarked package so no one know I just bought a sex doll

    +2
  • sirfartsalot April 7, 2015

    + 1 to ludenlasivius

    +2
  • mykejp April 7, 2015

    Mail order bride, you're doing it wrong.

    +1
  • aquahollic April 7, 2015

    discrete packaging is a beautiful thing this is how they wrapped my computer

    +0
  • nybadguy April 8, 2015

    When all fails brown bag it.

    +0
  • bobbabooey April 8, 2015

    Ooh, I wonder what it is!

    +0
  • belisspermezeu April 9, 2015

    I'll take a wild guess and say it's not a Playstation 4 or a new step master

    +0
 
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