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posted by Adam H. on 4/8/2015

They'll Get You Off

Did you done go and catch a case? Well have no fear, because you're in good hands with Jaeger and Blankner. They WTF is up the Po-Po and they'll get you off, one way or another. Or else you might be helping dudes get off in the slammer.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
sirfartsalot
There is a cop in S.C. that could use this #.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 9:41 AM

ludenlasivius
Lawyers ain’t cheap, because neither are bribes.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 10:29 AM

hungsolow
I just called that hot line and I think they just want your money with a nope sorry i couldnt help get you out of jail attitude.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 11:09 AM

realtalks
Your better off calling Saul
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 11:18 AM

bobbabooey
They use that number because 1-800-What-You-Talkin-Bout-He-My-Cuzzin-That-Nigga-Innocent-Cops-Juss-Be-Trippin had too many numbers.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 12:00 PM

whobe
They sell drugs! I’m callin.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:14 PM

corruptedsob
The way cops are pulling the trigger now, this line won't be ringing much !!
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:34 PM

nybadguy
I had trial today but my lawyer never showed up. I'm calling
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 2:43 PM

potrostation
Are you at this very moment being beaten by a cop? Don't run away.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 2:59 PM

mykejp
Best lawyer phone number ever!
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 4:59 PM

bobbabooey
I used to date a lawyer. She got me off every time.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 5:06 PM

truckingman
Just LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 6:57 PM

handsomedevil
jaeger and blankner? not for me. i prefer a stein or a wolfowitz. a jewish lawyer everytime.
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 7:11 PM

shortbus
That cop might need to call them
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posted on: 04-08-15 @ 10:40 PM

only1hans
I keep telling y’all he ain’t no COP... thats Judge Dredd and He is the Law...He gonna keel all deez Sum Bitches for false advertisement
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 2:08 AM

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