Did you done go and catch a case? Well have no fear, because you're in good hands with Jaeger and Blankner. They WTF is up the Po-Po and they'll get you off, one way or another. Or else you might be helping dudes get off in the slammer.
Lawyers ain't cheap, because neither are bribes.
I just called that hot line and I think they just want your money with a nope sorry i couldnt help get you out of jail attitude.
Your better off calling Saul
They use that number because 1-800-What-You-Talkin-Bout-He-My-Cuzzin-That-Nigga-Innocent-Cops-Juss-Be-Trippin had too many numbers.
They sell drugs! I'm callin.
The way cops are pulling the trigger now, this line won't be ringing much !!
I had trial today but my lawyer never showed up. I'm calling
Are you at this very moment being beaten by a cop? Don't run away.
Best lawyer phone number ever!
I used to date a lawyer. She got me off every time.
Just LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
jaeger and blankner? not for me. i prefer a stein or a wolfowitz. a jewish lawyer everytime.
That cop might need to call them
I keep telling y'all he ain't no COP... thats Judge Dredd and He is the Law...He gonna keel all deez Sum Bitches for false advertisement