He Really Loved That Buffet

Did you hear about this asshole who shot himself in the head at a Vegas resort because they took away his lifetime free buffet winnings for harassing waitresses? If I was there, you better believe some fat loser blowing his brains out wouldn't stop me from eating. And he better not be blocking access to the BBQ ribs.

21 Comments
  • breakfastblunt April 9, 2015

    Hey on the bright side they'll have a new menu item for a few days.

    +3
  • iluvkitty April 9, 2015

    http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/suicide-m-resort-blamed-loss-free-buffet-life

    +1
  • potrostation April 9, 2015

    Customers stopped eating for a second. Then got the news he didn't die from a hart attack and kept eating.

    +3
  • vulture April 9, 2015

    I love my food but not enough to kill myself over it

    +1
  • fistermister April 9, 2015

    Their crab legs are to die for.

    +4
  • bobbabooey April 9, 2015

    I thought that they were in the wrong line, but technically he doesn't count, so there's only 4 of them.

    +2
  • mykejp April 9, 2015

    Looks like the only woman he needed to bother was Jenny Craig.

    +4
  • longhungwong April 9, 2015

    I'd like to win a lifetime buffet of meat curtains.

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 April 9, 2015

    so this is what happened to jarred from subway

    +0
  • whobe April 9, 2015

    Word has it he was running with a plate of ribs when the cops shot him 12 times in the back. Later it seems he was headed to get a knife,fork and a glass of tea. The cops were found to have reasonable cause because he was hungry enough to eat one of the officers.

    +0
  • realtalks April 9, 2015

    At least he shot himself in the correct line, he was a party of 4 or less

    +2
  • picklehiesner April 9, 2015

    Said waitress will never be harassed again. Problem solved

    +2
  • truckingman April 9, 2015

    Did he loved their food that much??? Fuck....

    +2
  • cthulu April 9, 2015

    He really showed them /s

    +4
  • solidbriscoe April 9, 2015

    Great! More food for us!

    +4
  • big_daddy305 April 9, 2015

    I'm going to kill myself. That'll teach you to kick me out!

    +2
  • goodster April 9, 2015

    I hear the crab legs were to die for.

    +1
  • jimmydcap April 9, 2015

    I wonder if the waitress told him to drop dead.

    +2
  • datruth April 9, 2015

    This dude must have lost money!

    +1
  • stenchfart April 9, 2015

    one of the dumbest things I heard of ..probably was loaded with cash too

    +1
  • handsomedevil April 10, 2015

    Must be the hibachi grill. that place is worth dying over.

    +0
 
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