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posted by Adam H. on 4/9/2015

He Really Loved That Buffet

Did you hear about this asshole who shot himself in the head at a Vegas resort because they took away his lifetime free buffet winnings for harassing waitresses? If I was there, you better believe some fat loser blowing his brains out wouldn't stop me from eating. And he better not be blocking access to the BBQ ribs.


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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
breakfastblunt
Hey on the bright side they'll have a new menu item for a few days.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 10:42 AM

iluvkitty
reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/suicide-m-resort-blamed-loss-free-buffet-life
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 10:45 AM

potrostation
Customers stopped eating for a second. Then got the news he didn't die from a hart attack and kept eating.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 10:48 AM

vulture
I love my food but not enough to kill myself over it
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 11:04 AM

fistermister
Their crab legs are to die for.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 11:46 AM

bobbabooey
I thought that they were in the wrong line, but technically he doesn't count, so there's only 4 of them.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 12:05 PM

mykejp
Looks like the only woman he needed to bother was Jenny Craig.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 1:35 PM

longhungwong
I’d like to win a lifetime buffet of meat curtains.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 1:46 PM

sharkkiller1
so this is what happened to jarred from subway
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 2:10 PM

whobe
Word has it he was running with a plate of ribs when the cops shot him 12 times in the back. Later it seems he was headed to get a knife,fork and a glass of tea. The cops were found to have reasonable cause because he was hungry enough to eat one of the officers.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 2:38 PM

realtalks
At least he shot himself in the correct line, he was a party of 4 or less
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 2:44 PM

picklehiesner
Said waitress will never be harassed again. Problem solved
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 4:07 PM

truckingman
Did he loved their food that much??? Fuck....
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 4:29 PM

cthulu
He really showed them /s
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 4:32 PM

solidbriscoe
Great! More food for us!
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 5:00 PM

big_daddy305
I’m going to kill myself. That’ll teach you to kick me out!
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 5:11 PM

goodster
I hear the crab legs were to die for.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 5:22 PM

jimmydcap
I wonder if the waitress told him to drop dead.
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 6:29 PM

datruth
This dude must have lost money!
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 6:54 PM

stenchfart
one of the dumbest things I heard of ..probably was loaded with cash too
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posted on: 04-09-15 @ 8:30 PM

handsomedevil
Must be the hibachi grill. that place is worth dying over.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 2:10 AM

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