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posted by Adam H. on 4/10/2015

Can't Find My Maglite

I cannot find my Maglite for the life of me. I know I just used it last night when I took the garbage out, but where the fuck did I put it? I've looked everywhere and no luck. Damn, I really have to take a shit right now.
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bobbabooey
+13
Is this that dude in San Bernardino County who got the fuck beaten out of him after stealing a horse? They might find a boot up there, too.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 1:46 PM

pizzapie
this sheds light on the fact that he’s a rump ranger
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 2:04 PM

breakfastblunt
Well this a new ad campaign that they can run with: Indestructable and able to satisfy your insatiable needs.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 2:16 PM

realtalks
At least he can use the flashlight to send an SOS in morse code with his asshole
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 2:32 PM

bobbabooey
The bitch convinced this dude to try "light ass play".
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 2:50 PM

potrostation
+10
Think you're bright, don't you asshole?
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 3:23 PM

whobe
If he would have turned it on he might have been able to find it.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 3:48 PM

stenchfart
Im sure this was just an accident
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 4:07 PM

nacho1223
STRAIGHT ALL THE WAY UP ? AAJAJAJAJA JAY YOU BASTARD!
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 4:50 PM

realtalks
Yea stenchfart cause most normal people walk and slip ass first onto a vertical standing mag light!
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 4:58 PM

mykejp
Turn it on and do your firefly impression.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 4:59 PM

ouch
See I told you the sun shine out of his ass
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 5:29 PM

truckingman
A Maglite is not a MF" ’Dildo’ Jackass. Good luck getting that MOTHER FUCKER Out With out Surgery, BIOTCH... Shaking his head and LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 6:28 PM

boney1
undercover cop maybe?
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 6:43 PM

immanuelkunt
I asked for a Bud Light, not a butt light.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 7:35 PM

handsomedevil
i bet he pulls asians in wheelchairs for a living
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 7:42 PM

ludenlasivius
Lookin for love in all the wrong places...
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 7:43 PM

vaticider
Pleas give that guy an MRI....thats the video I need to see...
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 7:44 PM

goodster
Adam,, You do know they make hip holsters for those dont you?
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 7:57 PM

longhungwong
Somebody must have told him to lighten up a little.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 8:53 PM

happyjack
I've heard you can get a perforated colon doing things like that.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 10:20 PM

dullfeathers
Damn! I believe that Doctor diagnosed it as a night at Adam's 'Light Bright get together' when the lube ran out.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 11:24 PM

picklehiesner
Why the X-Ray his word wasn’t good enough
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 11:24 PM

bobbabooey
Lighten up Francis.
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posted on: 04-10-15 @ 11:47 PM

lu86er
After seeing this, the "fucilli Jerry" doesn't' seem so bad after all.
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posted on: 04-11-15 @ 12:24 AM

realtalks
Rockinron sent in his X-ray from his perforated colon
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posted on: 04-11-15 @ 2:14 AM

truckingman
Maybe that is what Ron did, Realtalks that is great ideal... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-11-15 @ 6:24 PM

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