I cannot find my Maglite for the life of me. I know I just used it last night when I took the garbage out, but where the fuck did I put it? I've looked everywhere and no luck. Damn, I really have to take a shit right now.
Is this that dude in San Bernardino County who got the fuck beaten out of him after stealing a horse? They might find a boot up there, too.
this sheds light on the fact that he's a rump ranger
Well this a new ad campaign that they can run with: Indestructable and able to satisfy your insatiable needs.
At least he can use the flashlight to send an SOS in morse code with his asshole
The bitch convinced this dude to try "light ass play".
Think you're bright, don't you asshole?
If he would have turned it on he might have been able to find it.
Im sure this was just an accident
STRAIGHT ALL THE WAY UP ? AAJAJAJAJA JAY YOU BASTARD!
Yea stenchfart cause most normal people walk and slip ass first onto a vertical standing mag light!
Turn it on and do your firefly impression.
See I told you the sun shine out of his ass
A Maglite is not a MF" 'Dildo' Jackass. Good luck getting that MOTHER FUCKER Out With out Surgery, BIOTCH...
Shaking his head and LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
undercover cop maybe?
I asked for a Bud Light, not a butt light.
i bet he pulls asians in wheelchairs for a living
Lookin for love in all the wrong places...
Pleas give that guy an MRI....thats the video I need to see...
Adam,, You do know they make hip holsters for those dont you?
Somebody must have told him to lighten up a little.
I've heard you can get a perforated colon doing things like that.
Damn! I believe that Doctor diagnosed it as a night at Adam's 'Light Bright get together' when the lube ran out.
Why the X-Ray his word wasn't good enough
Lighten up Francis.
After seeing this, the "fucilli Jerry" doesn't' seem so bad after all.
Rockinron sent in his X-ray from his perforated colon
Maybe that is what Ron did, Realtalks that is great ideal...
Sincerely, Robert Hallock