Shish kaballs

Fuck all that shit. This is why my ass doesn't climb trees anymore. The moment I stopped was when I realized that I'm not meant to be up there and that if I fall there's a good chance of implement I decided I have better things to do...you won't get turned into a human shish kebab.

35 Comments
  • bobbabooey April 13, 2015

    My dad said he used to play stickball as a kid. Holy fuck!

    +3
  • mrlongshot April 13, 2015

    Fuck a whole bunch of that!!!

    +2
  • corruptedsob April 13, 2015

    Did somebody try to crucify him ??

    +1
  • longhungwong April 13, 2015

    That thing definetly looks dead.

    +2
  • dr88 April 13, 2015

    Wonder how long until some of you ball-nailing freaks try this on purpose. Remember: PICTS, PICTS, VIDEO !!

    +2
  • mrlongshot April 13, 2015

    On the plus side, if he wants to be a tranny, he has a new place to tuck it.

    +2
  • coonboy April 13, 2015

    Frank and Beans!!!!

    +5
  • big_daddy305 April 13, 2015

    Got wood?

    +3
  • bobbabooey April 13, 2015

    Twig & berries

    +2
  • negrodeleto April 13, 2015

    That would never happen to a black person for 2 reasons: 1) they great climbers 2) they are fucking lazy and don't do any manual labor

    +1
  • realtalks April 13, 2015

    Should have stayed away from that bush pussy

    +3
  • xizang April 13, 2015

    Now that he has new wood between his legs, they might as well cut off that ugly excuse of a penis.

    +1
  • donunderstan April 13, 2015

    Is spear fishing for anteatears even legal?

    +2
  • burlyfish April 13, 2015

    Got Wood !!!

    +2
  • potrostation April 13, 2015

    Vlad the gay Impaler.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot April 13, 2015

    This is why I don't jump out of air planes.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 13, 2015

    Judging by the fate of his balls, it won't be the last time he'll be penetrated by wood.

    +2
  • whobe April 13, 2015

    Is he supposed to make a wish?

    +3
  • pizzapie April 13, 2015

    I'm still not used to looking at a guys junk.

    +2
  • stenchfart April 13, 2015

    where is all the blood?...

    +2
  • nybadguy April 13, 2015

    Mamma always told me not to climb trees. Guess this is why.

    +1
  • nacho1223 April 13, 2015

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHERES THE BLOOD?...

    NACHO- THE NACHO MAN!

    +3
  • morbuis669 April 13, 2015

    I don't care if he missed his ass!

    +2
  • darkmadness April 13, 2015

    That must be the worst prostate exam ever.

    +2
  • ih8dumbfux April 13, 2015

    he woke up with morning wood...

    +2
  • truckingman April 13, 2015

    HOW THE HELL did he fall off a two story building or some SHIT???

    Clinching his eye and looking slightly away,

    Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • truckingman April 13, 2015

    He got more than his balls impaled. He have a preferated bowl that is a MF" BITCH to Fix...

    +2
  • vaticider April 13, 2015

    That is one unlucky SOB....

    +1
  • jackpot April 13, 2015

    Fake. No blood and a very unnatural looking branch.

    +1
  • mrlongshot April 13, 2015

    Yep, trucking man is right. He preferated his bowls.

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 April 13, 2015

    he took the saying getting wood a little too seriously

    +1
  • dullfeathers April 14, 2015

    Guess he won't be complaining about his back ache any more.

    +1
  • honkie365 April 14, 2015

    Obamacare will make him as good as new.

    -1
  • azzholee April 14, 2015

    that's the biggest wood i have seen on a guy

    +1
  • azzholee April 14, 2015

    phenomenal

    +1
 
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