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posted by Adam H. on 4/15/2015

Getting In At Dick's

Take your girl to Dick's Halfway Inn, and in no time, your dick will be all the way in. In where? Her mouth, pussy, butt, or wherever you like to put it. Just go slow if you're putting it all the way in her butt. A sudden stab might ruin her vacation.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
azzholee
avoid that thing like a plague
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 1:23 PM

fistermister
Okay but just the tip.
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 1:27 PM

potrostation
Enter in the rear boys!
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 1:55 PM

only1hans
So I wonder what kind off discount they give to customers??? 50% off would mean you ain’t gett’n in Right???
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 1:57 PM

longhungwong
A pessemist slut would say its half way out the other would say its half-way in, a feminazi would say its all the way rape.
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 2:06 PM

lobster
It must be hard to work at a place like this
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 2:17 PM

whobe
I just want to know when I’m half way there because I only have 5 minutes.
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 2:23 PM

realtalks
No dicks should be half assing it either do it or don't
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 3:05 PM

bobbabooey
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 3:55 PM

stenchfart
I want a tee shirt from the place
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 4:02 PM

truckingman
Ok, I do not trust the message portrayed in this sign; also, I do not want the stay there...
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 6:15 PM

ludenlasivius
The chick who answers the phone, she’s a good sport.
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 6:21 PM

corruptedsob
2inthestink's hotel is a lot nicer !!!
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 6:30 PM

xizang
Well yeah. Halfway in, then all the way in. Then back out to halfway, then all the way in again. Don’t they realize that’s how it works?
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 6:57 PM

bobbabooey
@Stenchfart Come out to Maryland and I'll take you out drinking there
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posted on: 04-15-15 @ 7:31 PM

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