Getting In At Dick's

Take your girl to Dick's Halfway Inn, and in no time, your dick will be all the way in. In where? Her mouth, pussy, butt, or wherever you like to put it. Just go slow if you're putting it all the way in her butt. A sudden stab might ruin her vacation.

15 Comments
  • azzholee April 15, 2015

    avoid that thing like a plague

    +2
  • fistermister April 15, 2015

    Okay but just the tip.

    +5
  • potrostation April 15, 2015

    Enter in the rear boys!

    +3
  • only1hans April 15, 2015

    So I wonder what kind off discount they give to customers??? 50% off would mean you ain't gett'n in Right???

    +1
  • longhungwong April 15, 2015

    A pessemist slut would say its half way out the other would say its half-way in, a feminazi would say its all the way rape.

    +4
  • lobster April 15, 2015

    It must be hard to work at a place like this

    +2
  • whobe April 15, 2015

    I just want to know when I'm half way there because I only have 5 minutes.

    +2
  • realtalks April 15, 2015

    No dicks should be half assing it either do it or don't

    +1
  • bobbabooey April 15, 2015

    Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

    +3
  • stenchfart April 15, 2015

    I want a tee shirt from the place

    +1
  • truckingman April 15, 2015

    Ok, I do not trust the message portrayed in this sign; also, I do not want the stay there...

    +1
  • ludenlasivius April 15, 2015

    The chick who answers the phone, she's a good sport.

    +3
  • corruptedsob April 15, 2015

    2inthestink's hotel is a lot nicer !!!

    +2
  • xizang April 15, 2015

    Well yeah. Halfway in, then all the way in. Then back out to halfway, then all the way in again. Don't they realize that's how it works?

    +2
  • bobbabooey April 15, 2015

    @Stenchfart Come out to Maryland and I'll take you out drinking there

    +2
 
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