Pineapple Head

I love pineapple. It's juicy, delicious, increases my libido, and supposedly makes my semen taste better. But one thing I don't love is stupid haircuts, and the pineapple-do is pretty fucking stupid. Although nicely done.

25 Comments
  • adrao April 18, 2015

    First

    -21
  • goodster April 18, 2015

    ^ Ya, "first" to be an idiot!

    +4
  • donunderstan April 18, 2015

    Amazing use of foodstamps.

    +3
  • longhungwong April 18, 2015

    So what my nuts look like kiwis.

    +4
  • woozlewuzzle April 18, 2015

    You're a fruit.Did you get a haircut?

    +1
  • mykejp April 18, 2015

    I'm expecting Spongebob Squarepants to walk out his mouth.

    +5
  • whobe April 18, 2015

    You paid how much for that?!

    +1
  • realtalks April 18, 2015

    When he wakes up to some drunk slicing his head open he will know that he fucked up

    +1
  • dizeer April 18, 2015

    Worst pineapple I ever did see ! Somebody smash that with a hammer

    +0
  • stenchfart April 18, 2015

    my girlfriend has a haircut like that...but not on her head

    +2
  • only1hans April 18, 2015

    Just another piece fancy fruit for a Bitch Drink..Find a real fuck'n garnish

    -1
  • outotown April 18, 2015

    Can't figure out why he doesn't have a job.

    +1
  • bobbabooey April 18, 2015

    I fucked a pineapple on a trip to Las Vegas 20 years ago and ever since then this bastard sends me Father's Day cards every year.

    +7
  • corruptedsob April 18, 2015

    Fruit Of The Loom Customer Service Rep.

    +2
  • truckingman April 18, 2015

    You have a nice hair cut human abnormality...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • truckingman April 18, 2015

    In other words, nice hair cut Freak...

    +0
  • only1hans April 18, 2015

    @paranoid why you are absolutely correct I do prefer bananas, especially the long uncut green ones, are you offering???? Tally me banana man Tally me banana... Minions say it best "Mi Matoka for Banana"

    +1
  • only1hans April 18, 2015

    I love'em bunches

    +0
  • potrostation April 18, 2015

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    +0
  • spinal12 April 18, 2015

    We need to put him on the Annoying Orange show.

    +1
  • tookalook April 18, 2015

    Where's Galagher?

    +2
  • big_daddy305 April 18, 2015

    Anything to distract from his face, I guess.

    +0
  • hungsolow April 18, 2015

    Who gives a fuck about the pineapple hairdo? Adrao, please stop copying me. Thats my line. You dont want these assholes breathing down on upur neck eith this -1 and shet. So let me say it. FIRST!!!!!!!!! bitchesssssssss!!!!!!!!!

    -6
  • fistermister April 18, 2015

    It makes my happy my Mom and Dad loved med!

    +3
  • handsomedevil April 19, 2015

    I'd beat his head to a pulp

    +1
 
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