Time is a cruel bitch. She doesn't slow down for you, or replay herself for you. You know who else is a cruel bitch?...Melinda, fuck you bitch.
Better on a tree than a tattoo on your arm.
And it only took him 6 years to figure it out
He finally looked behind that tree and found a list of guys Melinda blew off at that same tree from 01 to 07.
Why does the tree have to put up with your stupid shit. I hope a branch falls on your head.
Melinda must've tried to cut his dick off but instead chopped his legs. Short lil fucker, he reached as high as he could...
Moral of the story; hate her or love her, she can always have a place on the wood.
Melinda? Yeah, I banged her. That was back in 02.
Something tells Melinda isn't buried to far away !
Six years is a long time to go with out sex.
Nice @bobba... +100
I hope time heals old wounds for the trees sake.... Also, Life can be MF" BITCH if you let it....
@xizang... Comment of the week vote!
Fuck Melinda, she gave crabs and the clap to half of the town.
I know a chick named Melinda with really long arms , like she can hug a whole bar all at once long arms... ha.. yeah im baked.. fuck u jay
romantic hearts carved on trees.food for thought:how come all these lovely couples happen to have knives on them?