The New Sheets Are Ruined

Machetes are pretty effective when you need to get a tough job done, like chopping off a head. I think all the dirty Akbars who take 2 minutes to saw off a head could learn a lesson from the guy who did this handy work.

19 Comments
  • sexwithyourmom April 24, 2015

    The headless nig nog

    +2
  • marcodufour April 24, 2015

    Cause of death ? looking down whilst naked and laughing his head off........

    +2
  • hammerdown April 24, 2015

    Come to bed she said... Ill give you a head job she said...

    +2
  • sbohica April 24, 2015

    That may take 2 or 3 Band-Aids.

    +1
  • potrostation April 24, 2015

    My guess is that's not his bed nor the women he was banging in it

    +1
  • fistermister April 24, 2015

    Mama had a baby and his head popped off.

    +3
  • xizang April 24, 2015

    The least they could have done was to put his head down between his legs, and let him fade to black with his own penis in his mouth.

    +1
  • whobe April 24, 2015

    All he asked for was a Ibuprofen.

    +1
  • longhungwong April 24, 2015

    He must have been up to his neck in problems.

    +2
  • realtalks April 24, 2015

    Just throw in the wash with some oxyclean and use a sham wow to soak the blood up

    +3
  • sirfartsalot April 24, 2015

    "Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?"

    +3
  • stenchfart April 24, 2015

    he was hit with something really sharp...looks like one try did it

    +1
  • realtalks April 24, 2015

    @sirfartsalot- good one, that's Pulp Fiction

    +1
  • jeeprod April 24, 2015

    From positions of the lips, eyelids, hands, angle of the torso, and a lack of thrash or defense patterns of splatter... this guy was decapitated in his sleep.

    +2
  • fuckhowyoufeel April 24, 2015

    That's not my idea of "a little head in bed"

    +2
  • only1hans April 24, 2015

    Bad Kunta Kinte...I told you that you're name be Toby!!! You cross me again boy and it will be off with your head instead of your toes...Oh shit, I didn't think would do it...

    +2
  • truckingman April 24, 2015

    The Dug Cartels are sending someone a message...

    +1
  • dullfeathers April 24, 2015

    If Obama was choking on a chicken bone that's how I'd handle it!

    +2
  • dracos April 25, 2015

    he seem to to suffer from the insufferable "bed head"

    +0
 
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