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posted by Jay D. on 4/25/2015

Officer Please Read My Shirt

Clearly officer, you do not know how to read. My shirt states that you do not arrest this guy, yet, you are arresting me. Thank god I didn't wear my, don't shoot this guy shirt.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
picklehiesner
Shouldn’t have stole that shirt bro
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 11:03 AM

lobster
Why make yourself a target like this? Dumbass
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 11:26 AM

jaxwaggs
Could be worse if he wasn't white they would empty a clip into him or just save the bullets and run him over. Get a new shirt idiot.
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 11:27 AM

sirfartsalot
Better call Saul.
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 11:30 AM

bobbabooey
His Jedi powers are limited to just the trailer park skanks.
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 12:08 PM

potrostation
@indastink has a t-shirt that reads" STAY CALM YOU’R NOT GOING TO BE RAPED"
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 12:17 PM

stenchfart
his mugshot will be ironic
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 12:30 PM

only1hans
He’s not being arrested, that douche bag is being Detained, just ask any law enforcement officer, according to their guide book, there is a difference...Providing that the officer can read and comprehend without pictures and step by step instructions....
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 1:52 PM

whobe
I know my rights! I know my rights!
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 2:33 PM

longhungwong
Next guy will have a shirt that says "Do not deport this guy!".
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 3:01 PM

nieco
Police officer lives a thug life, or at least an illiterate one
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 3:05 PM

realtalks
Nothing a magic marker can't fix on his shirt to take the "not" out
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 4:28 PM

truckingman
The Mother Fuckin" irony.... LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 5:38 PM

handsomedevil
He does have a captivating style for fashion
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 6:00 PM

mykejp
When is a cop going to do what a shirt says?
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posted on: 04-25-15 @ 6:57 PM

mentholized
@jaxwaggs You mean magazine....
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posted on: 04-26-15 @ 3:48 AM

pizzapie
I think this is a repost, but I could be fat and ugly
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posted on: 05-21-15 @ 10:43 PM

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