Donkey Kong is not that important

I used to play the fuck out of Donkey Kong, but not that much. Turn around mother fucker, and handle business. If you don't then months down the road someone like me will be while you collect bananas, and defeat King K Rool.

21 Comments
  • xizang April 27, 2015

    He who fails to feed his kitty cat will lose her to someone who will.

    +4
  • mykejp April 27, 2015

    Time to use your other joystick.

    +5
  • bobbabooey April 27, 2015

    Keep playing video games. I'll bang your girl.

    +8
  • yeknom April 27, 2015

    She's the bonus round.

    +3
  • coonboy April 27, 2015

    She's probably a real bitch.

    +3
  • ludenlasivius April 27, 2015

    She's waiting her turn to play Duck Hunt with ping-pong balls.

    +3
  • potrostation April 27, 2015

    Gta5 is.

    +0
  • longhungwong April 27, 2015

    Looks like her chango wants a banana too!

    +4
  • longhungwong April 27, 2015

    I was never a gamer but I've seen this game, you demand sex all fucking week and get turned down, the second you turn around they taunt you!

    +9
  • mrlongshot April 27, 2015

    Mom! Go away!

    +7
  • big_daddy305 April 27, 2015

    Props to that guy. You're all thirsty ass bitches. He's not giving in to the power of the pussy. She can fucking wait. And then when he's done, he'll rail her right. That's why she's waiting now. Otherwise she'd already be fucking someone else.

    +1
  • truckingman April 27, 2015

    GET OFF THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME, AND GET BACK TO MOTHER FUCKING REALITY MOTHER FUCKER. LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT MOTHER FUCKING GAME!!!! I NEED A TESLA COIL AND OR AN EMP GUN!!!

    +3
  • corruptedsob April 27, 2015

    Donkey Kong ?? Not only is he a fag he's 8-bit !!

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 April 27, 2015

    I don't see a pussy , but yet all you fucks are ready to fuck whatever has its legs open...

    +0
  • sickfuck642 April 27, 2015

    dump him. lil boys and the toys,when the fun center is ready for some extended play.

    +0
  • truckingman April 27, 2015

    @wifebeater2000: I am just tire of people living on MF" GAMES. My adopt little brother live on our PS3...

    +1
  • aquahollic April 27, 2015

    his sister is always trying to interrupt his game time

    +0
  • dracos April 28, 2015

    considering this site it could be a guy covering his wiener

    +0
  • maddog123 April 28, 2015

    Hell its just mama watching her son have a good time

    +0
  • nybadguy April 28, 2015

    I'd make like frogger and hop all in her hole.

    +0
  • siko666 April 28, 2015

    It happened to me and the whole thing sucked. But she was a cunt and the game my retreat.

    +0
 
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