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posted by Adam H. on 4/29/2015

Mourning Sluts

Funerals are always so melancholy and depressing, but not when you have strippers there. That's the way to celebrate a life. Hopefully they didn't go cheap and get tranny hookers. Unless that's what the guy was in to.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

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Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
It's good that they're wearing black. It would've been insulting if they'd worn red vinyl.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:10 PM

vulture
whores will shag anything that’s stiff
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:18 PM

corruptedsob
Checking out in style !
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:19 PM

whobe
Call the cops someone stole her ass.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:19 PM

crazyvet
You can always tell when a sugerdaddy dies.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:20 PM

picklehiesner
Died and went to heaven
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 2:32 PM

longhungwong
Never going to raise the dead with an ass like that!
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 3:16 PM

bruins72
Heard about this. The Chinese government is cracking down on these funeral strippers due to strict "obscenity laws." Chinese people want a lot of people at their funerals, and this is one way to draw a crowd...
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 4:18 PM

stenchfart
I`m putting that in my will
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 4:22 PM

dozer67
DAMN! All that greatness wasted on a dead guy.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 5:47 PM

nybadguy
Yep
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 6:15 PM

ouch
Adam Adam Adam, Let me tell you from experience. A good Tranny cost more then a straight hooker
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 6:42 PM

ouch
stiff
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 6:44 PM

outotown
He was a 100 years old, now we know how he died.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 7:59 PM

spinal12
Sin duda unos genios y precursores de la electrónica, algunos temas aún se siguen escuchando.. En su momento fue toda una innovación y gustó mucho... particularmente cuando escucho algunos temas me traen lindos recuerdos de mi adolescencia.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 8:16 PM

corruptedsob
^^Spam
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 8:28 PM

truckingman
No comment on this Shit....
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 8:32 PM

bobbabooey
Hey Spinal, did your Spanish/English translator app die?
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 8:58 PM

maddog123
Nice
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 9:36 PM

mykejp
At least someone there is already stiff.
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posted on: 04-29-15 @ 10:33 PM

only1hans
Ain’t Viagra A Mother Fucker, it gets you hard and keeps you hard even in Death....And the bitches still keep coming back for more....
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 12:35 AM

yomammasass
I think I’d trade my front-row seat in Hell for a send-off like this. Brotha’ Long Wang lived and died like a fuckin’ BOSS!
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 12:49 AM

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