What's your emergency, sir? I need you to fill out these forms. Now have a seat, and a nurse will call you in a few hours. You don't happen to have a forgot in there too, do you? They forgot to give me one with my lunch.
$110 says the Doc's 1st thing he'll ask is "what seams to be the problem?".
That's pretty cool. He can hang an awning on that in the summer to keep cool.
His wife got fed up with him telling her to make him a sandwich.
we are so sorry sir, your insurance doesn't pay for this
He would be perfect for one of those not going anywhere for awhile snickers commercial!
The staff must be researching which section of Obamacare cover this.
this tool decided to play with the sharpest one in the box
Let me check. We have an opening in 30 days do you want am or pm?
Hey ouch , he don't look to HAPPY
O had a knife hanging from my second rib up when I got stabbed. I believe bet it hurt worst than this.
his magician buddy needs a new assistant
You see some crazy things at the DMV office in Baltimore.
La mayor parte de mi vida está sumergida en la música, respiro música no puedo estar sin ella. Y ahora solasándome con Alan Parsons. Y como me dan pie para hablarles, estoy en mi salsa (Aparte soy gráfico) voy al ruedo... Por suerte hay varias bandas muy buenas... Scorpions, Super Tramp, Queen, Pink Floy, Wet Wet Wet, Status Quo, Por citar algunas...Les digo que ésta supera a todas, su armonía es espectacular, su ritmo, sus pausas, sus voces. Es muy difícil conjugar todos esos puntos, pero estos hombres ejemplares pudieron, por eso perduran en el tiempo. Todas sus versiones son un logro singular, los escuchas y querés seguir y seguir... no podés parar. Sus sonidos entran por tus oídos y te llegan al Alma. Pero hay alguien que no tiene
Yo bud, there's something right there in your face...
Mom always said don't run with sharp objects
I believe the word you were looking for there is "fork," Adam.
It's like they don't want you to buy their razors.
Ok, you Need Immediate Care WERE IS THE MF" DOCTOR THIS MAN HAS A MF" KNIFE IN HIS FRONTAL LOBE!!!!!
That's not how you sharpen your vision.
he's a dull mother trucker but has a sharp mind
I think he lost that argument.
I'll bet he's not happy he just got a lobotomy.
If it isn't Fire then its Knives, stupid mother fucker should have learned, Bitches Be Fuck'n Crazy Jealous....
PSA...When you tell her to go make you a sandwich...don't be a pussy about it, or this may happen to you..
this pedros head is no problem for the new ginsu it slices and dices and stabs the fuck out of pedros.
Ghetto unicorn. Maybe Brazil.