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posted by Adam H. on 4/30/2015

Can I Have My Knife Back?

What's your emergency, sir? I need you to fill out these forms. Now have a seat, and a nurse will call you in a few hours. You don't happen to have a forgot in there too, do you? They forgot to give me one with my lunch.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
potrostation
$110 says the Doc’s 1st thing he’ll ask is "what seams to be the problem?".
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 2:45 PM

xizang
That’s pretty cool. He can hang an awning on that in the summer to keep cool.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 2:51 PM

mykejp
His wife got fed up with him telling her to make him a sandwich.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 2:58 PM

azzholee
we are so sorry sir, your insurance doesn’t pay for this
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 3:11 PM

realtalks
He would be perfect for one of those not going anywhere for awhile snickers commercial!
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 3:13 PM

crazyvet
The staff must be researching which section of Obamacare cover this.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 3:34 PM

wifebeater2000
this tool decided to play with the sharpest one in the box
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 3:54 PM

whobe
Let me check. We have an opening in 30 days do you want am or pm?
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 4:11 PM

corruptedsob
Hey ouch , he don't look to HAPPY
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 4:14 PM

mountaineer
O had a knife hanging from my second rib up when I got stabbed. I believe bet it hurt worst than this.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 5:06 PM

stenchfart
his magician buddy needs a new assistant
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 5:32 PM

bobbabooey
You see some crazy things at the DMV office in Baltimore.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 5:33 PM

spinal12
La mayor parte de mi vida está sumergida en la música, respiro música no puedo estar sin ella. Y ahora solasándome con Alan Parsons. Y como me dan pie para hablarles, estoy en mi salsa (Aparte soy gráfico) voy al ruedo... Por suerte hay varias bandas muy buenas... Scorpions, Super Tramp, Queen, Pink Floy, Wet Wet Wet, Status Quo, Por citar algunas...Les digo que ésta supera a todas, su armonía es espectacular, su ritmo, sus pausas, sus voces. Es muy difícil conjugar todos esos puntos, pero estos hombres ejemplares pudieron, por eso perduran en el tiempo. Todas sus versiones son un logro singular, los escuchas y querés seguir y seguir... no podés parar. Sus sonidos entran por tus oídos y te llegan al Alma. Pero hay alguien que no tiene
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 5:51 PM

nieco
Yo bud, there’s something right there in your face...
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 5:51 PM

picklehiesner
Mom always said don’t run with sharp objects
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 6:40 PM

ludenlasivius
I believe the word you were looking for there is "fork," Adam.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 7:18 PM

ludenlasivius
It’s like they don’t want you to buy their razors.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 7:22 PM

truckingman
Ok, you Need Immediate Care WERE IS THE MF" DOCTOR THIS MAN HAS A MF" KNIFE IN HIS FRONTAL LOBE!!!!!
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 8:21 PM

big_daddy305
That’s not how you sharpen your vision.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 8:59 PM

dracos
he’s a dull mother trucker but has a sharp mind
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 8:59 PM

outotown
I think he lost that argument.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 9:07 PM

danimal69
I'll bet he's not happy he just got a lobotomy.
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 10:13 PM

only1hans
If it isn’t Fire then its Knives, stupid mother fucker should have learned, Bitches Be Fuck’n Crazy Jealous....
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 10:45 PM

vaticider
PSA...When you tell her to go make you a sandwich...don’t be a pussy about it, or this may happen to you..
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posted on: 04-30-15 @ 11:07 PM

sickfuck642
this pedros head is no problem for the new ginsu it slices and dices and stabs the fuck out of pedros.
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posted on: 05-01-15 @ 8:23 PM

maddog123
Thug
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posted on: 05-01-15 @ 9:59 PM

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