Can I Have My Knife Back?

What's your emergency, sir? I need you to fill out these forms. Now have a seat, and a nurse will call you in a few hours. You don't happen to have a forgot in there too, do you? They forgot to give me one with my lunch.

26 Comments
  • potrostation April 30, 2015

    $110 says the Doc's 1st thing he'll ask is "what seams to be the problem?".

    +3
  • xizang April 30, 2015

    That's pretty cool. He can hang an awning on that in the summer to keep cool.

    +1
  • mykejp April 30, 2015

    His wife got fed up with him telling her to make him a sandwich.

    +2
  • azzholee April 30, 2015

    we are so sorry sir, your insurance doesn't pay for this

    +0
  • realtalks April 30, 2015

    He would be perfect for one of those not going anywhere for awhile snickers commercial!

    +4
  • crazyvet April 30, 2015

    The staff must be researching which section of Obamacare cover this.

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 April 30, 2015

    this tool decided to play with the sharpest one in the box

    +3
  • whobe April 30, 2015

    Let me check. We have an opening in 30 days do you want am or pm?

    +2
  • corruptedsob April 30, 2015

    Hey ouch , he don't look to HAPPY

    +1
  • mountaineer April 30, 2015

    O had a knife hanging from my second rib up when I got stabbed. I believe bet it hurt worst than this.

    +1
  • stenchfart April 30, 2015

    his magician buddy needs a new assistant

    +1
  • bobbabooey April 30, 2015

    You see some crazy things at the DMV office in Baltimore.

    +0
  • spinal12 April 30, 2015

    La mayor parte de mi vida está sumergida en la música, respiro música no puedo estar sin ella. Y ahora solasándome con Alan Parsons. Y como me dan pie para hablarles, estoy en mi salsa (Aparte soy gráfico) voy al ruedo... Por suerte hay varias bandas muy buenas... Scorpions, Super Tramp, Queen, Pink Floy, Wet Wet Wet, Status Quo, Por citar algunas...Les digo que ésta supera a todas, su armonía es espectacular, su ritmo, sus pausas, sus voces. Es muy difícil conjugar todos esos puntos, pero estos hombres ejemplares pudieron, por eso perduran en el tiempo. Todas sus versiones son un logro singular, los escuchas y querés seguir y seguir... no podés parar. Sus sonidos entran por tus oídos y te llegan al Alma. Pero hay alguien que no tiene

    -8
  • nieco April 30, 2015

    Yo bud, there's something right there in your face...

    +1
  • picklehiesner April 30, 2015

    Mom always said don't run with sharp objects

    +2
  • ludenlasivius April 30, 2015

    I believe the word you were looking for there is "fork," Adam.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius April 30, 2015

    It's like they don't want you to buy their razors.

    +1
  • truckingman April 30, 2015

    Ok, you Need Immediate Care WERE IS THE MF" DOCTOR THIS MAN HAS A MF" KNIFE IN HIS FRONTAL LOBE!!!!!

    +0
  • big_daddy305 April 30, 2015

    That's not how you sharpen your vision.

    +1
  • dracos April 30, 2015

    he's a dull mother trucker but has a sharp mind

    +1
  • outotown April 30, 2015

    I think he lost that argument.

    +1
  • danimal69 April 30, 2015

    I'll bet he's not happy he just got a lobotomy.

    +0
  • only1hans April 30, 2015

    If it isn't Fire then its Knives, stupid mother fucker should have learned, Bitches Be Fuck'n Crazy Jealous....

    +0
  • vaticider May 1, 2015

    PSA...When you tell her to go make you a sandwich...don't be a pussy about it, or this may happen to you..

    +0
  • sickfuck642 May 1, 2015

    this pedros head is no problem for the new ginsu it slices and dices and stabs the fuck out of pedros.

    +0
  • maddog123 May 1, 2015

    Thug

    +0
 
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