Here's why you don't want your girl to get too crazy while riding your dick. One stroke too long, your wiener pops out and she lands right on it. Snap goes the penis. And now it's out of commission for who knows how long.
beat off too much..i did that to early Jenna Jamison flicks
Are you sure that's not a thumb?
i never understand that
Scared is ball off.
Use a Penis pump much there Tiny? Back that fucker off a bit.
he just had his last woody
Calling Dr. Bentadick.
There is more on the internet then porn. Not much more,but more. Take a few fap days off.
I almost did that to my fuck buddy last night. But luckily the fucker was too sleepy to stay hats enough and I sucked him off instead.
Oops, gonna call him 90 from now on.
U rock VV
guys been fucking around coners
Should have zigged when .. Oh, wait
Did that once. Takes about 8 weeks for the swelling and black and blue to go away. Hurts like a motherfucker.
Looks like he better get to the ER or else he won't be able to use his dick again
That explains why Bruce Jenner wants a sex change.
I see Batman hiding in the banana hammock.
There are animals and humans born with 2 heads! What's the difference?
I think you should go and your doctor about the abnormal bruising. If you do it wrong, rough sex SUCKS....
His penis is performing a amphibiuos mating call. He's looking to do some frog fucking.
The one thing in the world I have never wanted to see.
He got 2 heads now! Dayumn!
At least he has a nice batman underwear.
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