Waiting To Be Probed

Guess who got anal probed and fucking loved it. He loved it so much, he's dedicated his life and his car to making it happen again. But even the aliens don't want anything to do with this freak.

22 Comments
  • dizeer May 5, 2015

    Aluminum hats only work if grounded. Without Grounding Aluminum hat it acts as a amplification device.

    Obviously this guys does not know that!

    +4
  • mykejp May 5, 2015

    He jacked off too many times while watching E.T.

    +0
  • vulture May 5, 2015

    he's from Canada and probably French which explains a lot

    +0
  • fistermister May 5, 2015

    I'd bet my last dollar dude lives in a trailer.

    +4
  • bobbabooey May 5, 2015

    He thought he was abducted by aliens, but it was just three asian dudes who tied him up and butt raped him. Doesn't he realize the similarity of "ALIEN" & "ASIAN"?

    +3
  • burlyfish May 5, 2015

    Dude was probably married to a fat hairy chick from Tijuana and now want's her back after the divorce .

    +0
  • crazyvet May 5, 2015

    That is just Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin's husband's car.

    +0
  • longhungwong May 5, 2015

    I call my penis the thruth... the truth is out there... but you can't handle the truth!

    +4
  • realtalks May 5, 2015

    He really means David, Duane, and Paul, and those guys were probably not using a probe

    +1
  • nybadguy May 5, 2015

    To much lsd in his life

    +3
  • breakfastblunt May 5, 2015

    Waiting to be probed sounds like a long night of drinking roofie coladas with Adam and jay.

    +1
  • makeyarise May 5, 2015

    That's what happens when u mess with Texas... There was an invasion but it wasn't aliens, jus foreign.

    +2
  • redpig May 5, 2015

    See, even aliens speak Eeengleesh

    +1
  • truckingman May 5, 2015

    Ok either he was abducted a went nuts, or he is just MF" BAT SHIT CRAZY....

    +0
  • potrostation May 5, 2015

    I bet his name is on his belt buckle (and underwear).

    +2
  • ludenlasivius May 5, 2015

    Damn sure ain't gonna get no Earth girls in that car.

    +1
  • dracos May 5, 2015

    dude the mexicans don't give a taco shit about you

    +1
  • maddog123 May 5, 2015

    His daddy probed him while he watched star trek and his mama masterbated to a high cumm watching and his sister licked up all the cum and his little brother. Stood in the corner saying yum yum yum!!!

    +0
  • longhungwong May 6, 2015

    Lol +1 Dracos.. we are Aliens in our own land.. such is life.

    +1
  • yomammasass May 6, 2015

    Oklahoma vanity plate -- Land of steers, queers and the aliens who love to probe them both!

    +1
  • sickfuck642 May 6, 2015

    bet he anal probes himself every night with a ET light up finger

    +0
  • krazyk May 7, 2015

    F

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    +0
 
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