Guess who got anal probed and fucking loved it. He loved it so much, he's dedicated his life and his car to making it happen again. But even the aliens don't want anything to do with this freak.
Aluminum hats only work if grounded. Without Grounding Aluminum hat it acts as a amplification device.
Obviously this guys does not know that!
He jacked off too many times while watching E.T.
he's from Canada and probably French which explains a lot
I'd bet my last dollar dude lives in a trailer.
He thought he was abducted by aliens, but it was just three asian dudes who tied him up and butt raped him. Doesn't he realize the similarity of "ALIEN" & "ASIAN"?
Dude was probably married to a fat hairy chick from Tijuana and now want's her back after the divorce .
That is just Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin's husband's car.
I call my penis the thruth... the truth is out there... but you can't handle the truth!
He really means David, Duane, and Paul, and those guys were probably not using a probe
To much lsd in his life
Waiting to be probed sounds like a long night of drinking roofie coladas with Adam and jay.
That's what happens when u mess with Texas... There was an invasion but it wasn't aliens, jus foreign.
See, even aliens speak Eeengleesh
Ok either he was abducted a went nuts, or he is just MF" BAT SHIT CRAZY....
I bet his name is on his belt buckle (and underwear).
Damn sure ain't gonna get no Earth girls in that car.
dude the mexicans don't give a taco shit about you
His daddy probed him while he watched star trek and his mama masterbated to a high cumm watching and his sister licked up all the cum and his little brother. Stood in the corner saying yum yum yum!!!
Lol +1 Dracos.. we are Aliens in our own land.. such is life.
Oklahoma vanity plate -- Land of steers, queers and the aliens who love to probe them both!
bet he anal probes himself every night with a ET light up finger