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posted by Adam H. on 5/5/2015

Waiting To Be Probed

Guess who got anal probed and fucking loved it. He loved it so much, he's dedicated his life and his car to making it happen again. But even the aliens don't want anything to do with this freak.
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dizeer
Aluminum hats only work if grounded. Without Grounding Aluminum hat it acts as a amplification device. Obviously this guys does not know that!
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 12:06 PM

mykejp
He jacked off too many times while watching E.T.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 12:20 PM

vulture
he’s from Canada and probably French which explains a lot
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 12:25 PM

fistermister
I’d bet my last dollar dude lives in a trailer.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 12:26 PM

bobbabooey
He thought he was abducted by aliens, but it was just three asian dudes who tied him up and butt raped him. Doesn't he realize the similarity of "ALIEN" & "ASIAN"?
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 1:05 PM

burlyfish
Dude was probably married to a fat hairy chick from Tijuana and now want’s her back after the divorce .
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 1:20 PM

crazyvet
That is just Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin’s husband’s car.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 1:57 PM

longhungwong
I call my penis the thruth... the truth is out there... but you can’t handle the truth!
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 2:31 PM

realtalks
He really means David, Duane, and Paul, and those guys were probably not using a probe
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 2:40 PM

nybadguy
To much lsd in his life
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 3:31 PM

breakfastblunt
Waiting to be probed sounds like a long night of drinking roofie coladas with Adam and jay.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 3:33 PM

makeyarise
That's what happens when u mess with Texas... There was an invasion but it wasn't aliens, jus foreign.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 4:32 PM

redpig
See, even aliens speak Eeengleesh
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 5:27 PM

truckingman
Ok either he was abducted a went nuts, or he is just MF" BAT SHIT CRAZY....
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 7:12 PM

potrostation
I bet his name is on his belt buckle (and underwear).
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 7:55 PM

ludenlasivius
Damn sure ain’t gonna get no Earth girls in that car.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 8:08 PM

dracos
dude the mexicans don’t give a taco shit about you
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 10:12 PM

maddog123
His daddy probed him while he watched star trek and his mama masterbated to a high cumm watching and his sister licked up all the cum and his little brother. Stood in the corner saying yum yum yum!!!
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 10:24 PM

longhungwong
Lol +1 Dracos.. we are Aliens in our own land.. such is life.
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posted on: 05-05-15 @ 11:52 PM

yomammasass
Oklahoma vanity plate -- Land of steers, queers and the aliens who love to probe them both!
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posted on: 05-06-15 @ 3:37 AM

sickfuck642
bet he anal probes himself every night with a ET light up finger
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posted on: 05-06-15 @ 8:34 PM

krazyk
F R E A K !
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posted on: 05-07-15 @ 5:17 AM

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