Would You Hit It? The Odd Couple

If you decided to jump at this opportunity, you'd be fucking chicks on both ends of the spectrum. You got the anorexic chick and the morbid obese chick. They're probably both good for different things, so working as a team, they just might satisfy all your needs.

27 Comments
  • longhungwong May 6, 2015

    You can easily tell who's been eating who.

    +9
  • mountaineer May 6, 2015

    She isn't hugging the fat girl. She is trying to climb over meat mountain to get that burger she is inhaling.

    +4
  • nybadguy May 6, 2015

    I wouldn't fuck that with ouch's dick.

    +4
  • bobbabooey May 6, 2015

    I had two dogs like that. The fat one would take the other one's food. She ended up hooking up with a black dog and having a bunch of puppies.

    +11
  • prodeath May 6, 2015

    I didn't know Laurel and Hardy did p0rn.

    +3
  • mrlongshot May 6, 2015

    No question as to which one swallows.

    +5
  • dizeer May 6, 2015

    Shove the skinny one up the fat ones vagina !

    +4
  • allcaps May 6, 2015

    Nothin grows in the shade...

    +10
  • yeknom May 6, 2015

    I'll let them both gobble my knob. Ones probably good at putting things in her mouth and the other one could use the protein.

    +4
  • whobe May 6, 2015

    Fat bitch took a shit.

    +3
  • boobles May 6, 2015

    Both emotionally traumatized... So sad... Yes, I am being a voice of reason in this dump hole today...

    +2
  • mykejp May 6, 2015

    Fat and Skinny went to bed, Fat rolled over and Skinny's dead.

    +4
  • picklehiesner May 6, 2015

    Skinny one is stuck in her back fat. Fat one has been looking for her all day

    +2
  • goodster May 6, 2015

    Can I get one somewhere closer to the middle spectrum? Otherwise no I wouldn't

    +0
  • truckingman May 6, 2015

    I am afraid of breaking, her and me....

    +0
  • potrostation May 6, 2015

    Time to test the loyalty of your wing man.

    +0
  • anomalous May 6, 2015

    Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty cut a fart and skinny was dead. Fatty called the doctor and the doctor said, cut another one like that and we'll all be dead.

    +1
  • sickfuck642 May 6, 2015

    can i see the other sister ya know something middle of the road.

    -1
  • captjim May 6, 2015

    If you could even out the weight you'd probably have 2 hot bitches.

    +3
  • dracos May 6, 2015

    there is a line I wouldn't cross but I'm nowhere near it

    +1
  • maddog123 May 6, 2015

    Not tonight

    +0
  • realtalks May 6, 2015

    Skinny one is just trying to stay warm by that fat furnace

    +1
  • mrlongshot May 7, 2015

    @captjim, if you evened out the weight, you would have 2 fat asses.

    +0
  • only1hans May 7, 2015

    When its said that Love comes in all shapes and sizes I guess this is what is meant...I Don't really want to break up such a beautiful Hallmark Moment...

    +0
  • dullfeathers May 7, 2015

    I'd hit the one on the right...she definitely needs more protein in her diet.

    +0
  • maddog123 May 8, 2015

    If I had one pick it would be the fat one cause you ever got to pumping that half dead bitch on the right and hit a bone with that boner your Johnson will ache throb for a month I've been there worse than the clap

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 8, 2015

    Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat but a big fat ass is hard to beat.

    +0
 
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