We all knew it would happen. Jack was always wanting to die in the blaze of glory. Now all we have to do is light this boat on fire and push it out into the ocean for a proper Viking warrior funeral.
Looks like my last fishing trip
and he lived happily ever after
Are we suppose to feel sorry for him? I don't.
Truckingman come on wake up, you've got stuff to deliver
Is he drunk or did he kick the can?
He drowned in piss.
Caught a great white
What a way to go, I'm sure it beats having an accident trying to build a shed
And all his fishin buddies are standing at the dock wondering where O'Riley is with the boat and the beer they chipped in on.
That's what the live and raw version of swamp people would look like
The truckingman's bachelor party.
"Dammit Greg, there's no room in the boat for bait!" - "Yeah, sho whash yer point?"
Lobster, I can not consume all type of alcohol. It MF" FUCKS UP my meds...
Face down cans up that's the way i throw up.
Now that's fucking me to the tee
I have a lake on my land and I swear that's me I've woke up just like that still dead fucking drunk plus I have bud growing along the banks in the summer just reach out and pull a bud off roll it up a true heaven on earth
If you're going to die, go out with a smile.
Ahab hit a low spot after Moby Dick got away
One to many