How to properly drive with a cell phone

This should be on driver's tests. You jam that fucking phone up your ass, and start driving like a human, and not a moron. If you are having a problem getting the phone into your ass, just pull over and I will help insert the phone for you.

21 Comments
  • bobbabooey May 8, 2015

    There's gonna be the one dude who follows these instructiond.

    +4
  • outotown May 8, 2015

    My step one said "put on vibrate."

    +9
  • fistermister May 8, 2015

    Plain and simple enough.

    +2
  • lobster May 8, 2015

    So if you shove a smartphone up there do you become a smartass?

    +11
  • potrostation May 8, 2015

    I though my phone was shitty before. ..

    +9
  • longhungwong May 8, 2015

    lmfao +10 lobster, makes me wonder how many people are trying this.

    +5
  • darksider803 May 8, 2015

    brown eye if you use A I-phone.

    +1
  • redpig May 8, 2015

    stupid bastards are death to bikers, cunts.

    -1
  • bigdaddy88 May 8, 2015

    My phone is the size of a tablet. Unless I want to shit pancakes, im good.

    +4
  • handsomedevil May 8, 2015

    Everyone in asia must be dyslexic

    +1
  • realtalks May 8, 2015

    I'm sure apple will be developing an ass phone soon enough

    +4
  • breakfastblunt May 8, 2015

    @handsomedevil so does that mean start driving before sticking their phone up their ass?

    +1
  • jeeprod May 8, 2015

    The cellphone drivers pissed me off to start with... now, I just figure they're challenging me to find ways to keep their eyes on the road.

    +1
  • goodster May 8, 2015

    How bout if I just turn mine off and leave it at that?

    +1
  • poonpirate May 8, 2015

    Brings a whole new meaning to my cellphone is a pain in the ass

    +2
  • ouch May 8, 2015

    How's the reception? Pretty shitty.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot May 8, 2015

    So many I see are unable to do this as there head is already firmly in there ass.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 8, 2015

    Browntooth

    +7
  • truckingman May 8, 2015

    I fully agree with you Jay. The world needs to get the FUCK off them and shove the MOTHER FUCKERS were the 'Sun Don't Shine!!!'

    +0
  • mykejp May 9, 2015

    Makes me wonder how many women have put their cell phones on vibrate, then sitck it in their cooter.

    +1
  • only1hans May 10, 2015

    Would make a Cool Bumper Sticker...

    +0
 
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