This should be on driver's tests. You jam that fucking phone up your ass, and start driving like a human, and not a moron. If you are having a problem getting the phone into your ass, just pull over and I will help insert the phone for you.
There's gonna be the one dude who follows these instructiond.
My step one said "put on vibrate."
Plain and simple enough.
So if you shove a smartphone up there do you become a smartass?
I though my phone was shitty before. ..
lmfao +10 lobster, makes me wonder how many people are trying this.
brown eye if you use A I-phone.
stupid bastards are death to bikers, cunts.
My phone is the size of a tablet. Unless I want to shit pancakes, im good.
Everyone in asia must be dyslexic
I'm sure apple will be developing an ass phone soon enough
@handsomedevil so does that mean start driving before sticking their phone up their ass?
The cellphone drivers pissed me off to start with... now, I just figure they're challenging me to find ways to keep their eyes on the road.
How bout if I just turn mine off and leave it at that?
Brings a whole new meaning to my cellphone is a pain in the ass
How's the reception? Pretty shitty.
So many I see are unable to do this as there head is already firmly in there ass.
I fully agree with you Jay. The world needs to get the FUCK off them and shove the MOTHER FUCKERS were the 'Sun Don't Shine!!!'
Makes me wonder how many women have put their cell phones on vibrate, then sitck it in their cooter.
Would make a Cool Bumper Sticker...
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