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posted by Jay D. on 5/8/2015

How To Properly Drive With A Cell Phone

This should be on driver's tests. You jam that fucking phone up your ass, and start driving like a human, and not a moron. If you are having a problem getting the phone into your ass, just pull over and I will help insert the phone for you.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
There's gonna be the one dude who follows these instructiond.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 1:49 PM

outotown
My step one said "put on vibrate."
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 2:16 PM

fistermister
Plain and simple enough.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 2:22 PM

lobster
+11
So if you shove a smartphone up there do you become a smartass?
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 2:28 PM

potrostation
I though my phone was shitty before. ..
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 3:00 PM

longhungwong
lmfao +10 lobster, makes me wonder how many people are trying this.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 3:02 PM

darksider803
brown eye if you use A I-phone.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 3:29 PM

redpig
stupid bastards are death to bikers, cunts.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 3:42 PM

bigdaddy88
My phone is the size of a tablet. Unless I want to shit pancakes, im good.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 4:12 PM

handsomedevil
Everyone in asia must be dyslexic
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 4:20 PM

realtalks
I'm sure apple will be developing an ass phone soon enough
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 4:34 PM

breakfastblunt
@handsomedevil so does that mean start driving before sticking their phone up their ass?
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 4:51 PM

jeeprod
The cellphone drivers pissed me off to start with... now, I just figure they’re challenging me to find ways to keep their eyes on the road.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 5:36 PM

goodster
How bout if I just turn mine off and leave it at that?
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 5:46 PM

poonpirate
Brings a whole new meaning to my cellphone is a pain in the ass
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 5:54 PM

ouch
How's the reception? Pretty shitty.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 6:27 PM

sirfartsalot
So many I see are unable to do this as there head is already firmly in there ass.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 6:47 PM

nybadguy
Browntooth
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 6:51 PM

truckingman
I fully agree with you Jay. The world needs to get the FUCK off them and shove the MOTHER FUCKERS were the 'Sun Don't Shine!!!'
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 8:48 PM

mykejp
Makes me wonder how many women have put their cell phones on vibrate, then sitck it in their cooter.
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posted on: 05-08-15 @ 11:30 PM

only1hans
Would make a Cool Bumper Sticker...
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posted on: 05-10-15 @ 1:06 AM

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