Crazyshit User Busted Fingers

"Fucked it up playing soccer... I guess that's why the rest of the world calls it football, so you know not to use your hands." "Buddy was drunk and chopping wood with a machete. He missed. Tore a tendon and nicked the bone. We are from WV feel free to tie in any hillbilly jokes."

13 Comments
  • lobster May 10, 2015

    Hope you guys get well... fingers crossed

    +8
  • potrostation May 10, 2015

    1st> plenty of handball playing off field.

    2nd> Manly man.

    +2
  • longhungwong May 10, 2015

    Never drink while working with a machete should be a rule of thumb!

    +1
  • longhungwong May 10, 2015

    Hahaha +10 lobster

    +5
  • realtalks May 10, 2015

    Is your buddy part of ISIS? Cause that's one dull ass machete blade to not take the whole thumb off. There's only so many times you can marry cousins in a family before the IQs start diminishing

    +0
  • whobe May 10, 2015

    Send us a pic when something is missing.

    +1
  • spazman May 10, 2015

    Obviously new to the "two in the pink one in the stink". Gotta keep that finger bent on the way in bro, But you figured that out the hard way.

    +2
  • bobbabooey May 10, 2015

    Finger blasting fat chicks again?

    +2
  • spazman May 10, 2015

    @whobe or better yet, The video of it coming off.

    +1
  • truckingman May 10, 2015

    They are both Fucked up, As for the drunk dude, DO NOT DRINK AND SLIT WOOD, OR YOU WILL END UP LOOSING A MF" LIMB....

    Concerned for everyone's safety, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • corruptedsob May 10, 2015

    2inthestink would not a prove

    +1
  • nybadguy May 11, 2015

    ET phone home.

    +1
  • mykejp May 11, 2015

    Poor guy can't snap his fingers.

    +1
 
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