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posted by Big Jeff on 5/11/2015

Would You Hit It? Dead Eye Denice

Who here wants a shot a Denice? I someone say she looks good, but that must just be with that one eye. This troll might be the girl for you're into thin girls. Just don't make eye contact lest you be turned to stone.
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Just Gross


Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
vulture
the ET fingers worry me...will I be abducted
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:30 PM

woozlewuzzle
No,I don’t like brunettes.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:33 PM

bobbabooey
I saw an interview of her. She has some fucked up disease where her body doesn't absorb nutrients. I'd bang her just because she actually seemed pretty cool.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:36 PM

whackjob
No, because those teeth would make my dick look like a splined shaft.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:49 PM

drdtydv1004
Please tell me that’s the one in the right side of the logo. I don’t want to know that there is two of them out there.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:54 PM

mrlongshot
She needs the protein.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 1:55 PM

whobe
Aliens are some ugly fuckers.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 2:30 PM

longhungwong
I’d blow a load in her mouth, looks like she needs the proteins.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 2:34 PM

realtalks
Can't make up my mind till I see her tits first
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 2:44 PM

yeknom
Big Jeff needs someone to proof read his captions if you guys don't want the site to look like it's run by illiterate retards.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 2:57 PM

sparkles
Is this Mr Ed"s daughter?
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 3:03 PM

goodster
Sure I would!!! If she wasn’t so GOD DAMN UGLY!!!!
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 3:29 PM

picklehiesner
put it back in the barn and feed it some hay
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 3:39 PM

fistermister
She’s so fucking ugly she could make a dildo go limp.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 3:42 PM

stenchfart
i took her to my prom...got her drunk and she wouldn’t fuck me
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 4:13 PM

fatlarry
After looking at that bitch I wont have a hard on for a week
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 4:54 PM

xizang
So one of you guys sent in a photo of your wife. Nice.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 4:58 PM

pizzapie
I’ll bet she has a heart of gold, but even though I’m sure I’d lose my erection when I open my eyes
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 6:14 PM

nybadguy
No comment
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 7:07 PM

pistolero
I already said no 4 years ago. Get some different pictures of other ugly girls you fucking assholes. This is so old that I can now fap to it.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 8:22 PM

truckingman
I... I have to decline. (Slowly walking backwards ready to run)
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 8:48 PM

captjim
@drdtydv1004 it is.. and she’s got a genetic disorder, so that’s why she looks the way she does, and I don’t particularly like people rippin’ on her for being ugly. She was browsing the web one day and a pop up for an ugly person sight popped up and that’s how she found out she was being featured on such sites. If a site has permission to feature her likeness on a site, I’m ok with it, but none do, including this site. Wish Jay would take it down and remove her from the logo as well.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 9:01 PM

urapnes1701d
I’m not embarrassed to say that I’d fill that tight ass snatch up with a couple of million swimmers. I seen those interviews as well and as someone up there stated before she’s cool as fuck. Read the book. It might have an awesome story even though the cover was beat up.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 9:12 PM

urapnes1701d
Miss Lizzie Velasquez may have a form of Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome (NPS), which causes accelerated aging, fat loss from the face and body, and tissue degeneration. People with PRS often have triangular and prematurely aged faces with a pointy nose. She was also born with absolutely no Adipose (Body Fat) whatsoever. She currently weighs 58 pounds.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 9:25 PM

urapnes1701d
Great. Now I’m scrounging around the internet for Lizzie pics to beat off to.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 9:39 PM

only1hans
Why not? I still have some Roofies and Tequila left from the last challenge...What I can’t remember I can’t testify too..
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 10:11 PM

dracos
has a beautiful eye
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 10:48 PM

big_daddy305
Looks like Earthworm Jim’s sister.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 11:14 PM

mykejp
Sorry, not into necrophilia.
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 11:34 PM

vaticider
No Fat Chicks Ever!!
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posted on: 05-11-15 @ 11:44 PM

pacific8
even ugly girls need sex. Yes, I’d fuck her til her eyes are straight.
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posted on: 05-12-15 @ 2:25 AM

zmolez
Yep I seen the interview and I like her attitude,I'd definitely hit it,bet she is tight as hell,the best quality pussy I had was pretty fucking ugly..
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posted on: 05-12-15 @ 11:43 AM

rouge_et_blanc
Look her up on her website: youtube.com/user/lizzitachickita She has a great attitude.
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posted on: 05-13-15 @ 6:57 AM

maddog123
She looks happy
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posted on: 05-14-15 @ 1:34 AM

amy18
got 2 be fake lol
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posted on: 11-04-15 @ 2:30 PM

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