What's Better Than Boobs?

This must be the shortest book ever. Or at least it would be if I wrote it. Pussy. The end. That's my bestseller for you. Now go buy a copy.

17 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 May 14, 2015

    weed , pussy , munchies, beer , guns , bar fights and crazyshit.com

    +8
  • bobbabooey May 14, 2015

    Chapter 1: Asses, Chapter 2: Waking up to a blowjob, Chapter 3: Eating Pussy, Chapter 4: Bibliography

    +3
  • yeknom May 14, 2015

    "Voted #1 Humor Book" yeah maybe #1 Homo book. How else could a man manage a whole book of things better than boobs?

    +3
  • potrostation May 14, 2015

    That's a short list.

    +4
  • fistermister May 14, 2015

    Bigger boobs.

    +8
  • spinal12 May 14, 2015

    Я твой слуга, я твой работник.

    -7
  • longhungwong May 14, 2015

    Blasphemous!

    +2
  • marcodufour May 14, 2015

    Nothing

    +3
  • ribspreader May 14, 2015

    brought to by totalfags publishing group

    +3
  • realtalks May 14, 2015

    Multiple pairs of boobs is better than boobs!

    +3
  • dozer67 May 14, 2015

    Money ,so you can get better boobs..

    +1
  • goodster May 14, 2015

    Fucking the Boobies??

    +1
  • urapnes1701d May 14, 2015

    Nobody said sex with a woman's vagina yet. You all are lame, and queer.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 14, 2015

    Jerking off

    +0
  • ouch May 14, 2015

    Luscious boobs with a curvy figure, awesome hips with a strap-on pole driving my ass as her oiled hands grab my ass cheeks as she calls me daddy:)

    +1
  • assmasterson May 14, 2015

    A now ex-girlfriend once let me fuck her ass on my birthday. Aside from the fact I somewhat resented the "anal sex on your birthday if you're a good boy" attitude, I nevertheless have to say that not only was it probably the best birthday present I ever got, but it was better than boobs.

    +3
  • maddog123 May 15, 2015

    ?

    +0
 
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