That is quite possibly the largest ass I've ever seen. And of course it's at Wal-Mart, the land of lazy fat fucks. How much would it cost for you to lick the seat after she gets off it?
Lick the seat after she gets off? I'll just start off with the quote I'd give you just to pull it out of her ass. We'll talk numbers once we reach that bridge.
look at the nuts on that dude
I believe the capacity is approximately 1000#s of repost.
Looks like water wings
does a septic truck have to follow everywhere she goes?
Baby got back.
Ron, Ron, Ron, those are NOT WATERWINGS SON!!!
The herd of society needs to be culled.
Nice side bags baby
I think they are stealing hams, who would ask?
Grimace from McDonald's really let himself go.
How the fuck does she even wipe her ass?
@fister, everyone's tongue needs a purpose.. Even the Reverand rockinron...
I can only imagine how her undercarriage anchovy smells..
You can't see the Kool-Aid, chicken nuggets, and watermelon from this angle.
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky.
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee".
It looks like a purple eater to me.
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me.
Ron's hot wife?
Walmart's mascot.
Now we know where the old Barney The Dinosaur suits go.
Lick the seat after she gets off? I'll just start off with the quote I'd give you just to pull it out of her ass. We'll talk numbers once we reach that bridge.
@happyjack I'd agree, real nice side saddles. You think they're genuine leather?
Saddle bags. Biscuits in one, gravy in the other.
I know you of you guys jerked to that.
I surprised that those have not grounded to a hault....
heading to the flour aisle.
@ mrlongshot: +1 I don't want to think about any other dipping sauces hidden on her body.
@ goodster:+1 Smelling that seat up close could be a contest on Fear Factor.
I want to see her twerk.
I'm a little teapot
Short & stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over & pour me out
that scooter was obviously built by Haliburton.
No jobs all people got to do is fucking eat watch TV
Why is that scooter seat so small ?
Her ass has saddle bags.
Bitch takes her showers at the car wash! Fucking needs industrial strength toilet to handle her ass!
Side air bags?
Why doesn't she just fly around the store
Big ole side bags
worlds biggest thong