What's The Weight Capacity On That Thing?

That is quite possibly the largest ass I've ever seen. And of course it's at Wal-Mart, the land of lazy fat fucks. How much would it cost for you to lick the seat after she gets off it?

37 Comments
  • aquahollic May 16, 2015

    look at the nuts on that dude

    +5
  • sbohica May 16, 2015

    I believe the capacity is approximately 1000#s of repost.

    +2
  • nh3kid May 16, 2015

    Looks like water wings

    +3
  • dracos May 16, 2015

    does a septic truck have to follow everywhere she goes?

    +3
  • woozlewuzzle May 16, 2015

    Baby got back.

    +1
  • marcodufour May 16, 2015

    Ron, Ron, Ron, those are NOT WATERWINGS SON!!!

    +3
  • cthulu May 16, 2015

    The herd of society needs to be culled.

    +2
  • happyjack May 16, 2015

    Nice side bags baby

    +1
  • outotown May 16, 2015

    I think they are stealing hams, who would ask?

    +2
  • bigdaddy88 May 16, 2015

    Grimace from McDonald's really let himself go.

    +8
  • fistermister May 16, 2015

    How the fuck does she even wipe her ass?

    +6
  • sbohica May 16, 2015

    @fister, everyone's tongue needs a purpose.. Even the Reverand rockinron...

    +1
  • goodster May 16, 2015

    I can only imagine how her undercarriage anchovy smells..

    +4
  • bobbabooey May 16, 2015

    You can't see the Kool-Aid, chicken nuggets, and watermelon from this angle.

    +2
  • lobster May 16, 2015

    Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky.

    It had the one long horn, one big eye.

    I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee".

    It looks like a purple eater to me.

    It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.

    Sure looks strange to me.

    +4
  • longhungwong May 16, 2015

    Ron's hot wife?

    +4
  • potrostation May 16, 2015

    Walmart's mascot.

    +3
  • potrostation May 16, 2015

    Now we know where the old Barney The Dinosaur suits go.

    +3
  • breakfastblunt May 16, 2015

    Lick the seat after she gets off? I'll just start off with the quote I'd give you just to pull it out of her ass. We'll talk numbers once we reach that bridge.

    +3
  • breakfastblunt May 16, 2015

    @happyjack I'd agree, real nice side saddles. You think they're genuine leather?

    +3
  • mrlongshot May 16, 2015

    Saddle bags. Biscuits in one, gravy in the other.

    +5
  • whobe May 16, 2015

    I know you of you guys jerked to that.

    +2
  • truckingman May 16, 2015

    I surprised that those have not grounded to a hault....

    +1
  • spinal12 May 16, 2015

    heading to the flour aisle.

    +0
  • potrostation May 16, 2015

    @ mrlongshot: +1 I don't want to think about any other dipping sauces hidden on her body.

    +1
  • potrostation May 16, 2015

    @ goodster:+1 Smelling that seat up close could be a contest on Fear Factor.

    -1
  • woozlewuzzle May 16, 2015

    I want to see her twerk.

    +1
  • ouch May 16, 2015

    I'm a little teapot

    Short & stout

    Here is my handle

    Here is my spout

    When I get all steamed up

    I just shout

    Tip me over & pour me out

    +1
  • ribspreader May 16, 2015

    that scooter was obviously built by Haliburton.

    +1
  • maddog123 May 16, 2015

    No jobs all people got to do is fucking eat watch TV

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 17, 2015

    Why is that scooter seat so small ?

    +2
  • mykejp May 17, 2015

    Her ass has saddle bags.

    +1
  • realtalks May 17, 2015

    Bitch takes her showers at the car wash! Fucking needs industrial strength toilet to handle her ass!

    +1
  • vaticider May 18, 2015

    Side air bags?

    +0
  • picklehiesner May 18, 2015

    Why doesn't she just fly around the store

    +0
  • maddog123 May 20, 2015

    Big ole side bags

    +0
  • sickfuck642 May 21, 2015

    worlds biggest thong

    +0
 
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